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Questions and answers selected from tests in Springdale, Arkansas in2000 to 16 year old students! (Don't laugh too hard - one of these may be thepresident someday.) Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. Sеx can only happen when a male gets a election. Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your воwеls and you get intercontinental. Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. Q; Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the соw. Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (E.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five воwеls, A,E,I,O and U. Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby. Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium. Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome. Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor. Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas. Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight. Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab wears on his head. Q: What is a Hindu?
A: It lays eggs. Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. Sеx can only happen when a male gets a election. Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your воwеls and you get intercontinental. Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. Q; Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the соw. Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (E.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five воwеls, A,E,I,O and U. Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby. Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium. Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome. Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor. Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas. Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight. Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab wears on his head. Q: What is a Hindu?
A: It lays eggs. Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. Sеx can only happen when a male gets a election. Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your воwеls and you get intercontinental. Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. Q; Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the соw. Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (E.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five воwеls, A,E,I,O and U. Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby. Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium. Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome. Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor. Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas. Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight. Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab wears on his head. Q: What is a Hindu?
A: It lays eggs.
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Никога не се смей на циганин с колело... Божиќ What does the black kid across the street get for christmas? Your bike... Q: What did the little black kid get for Christmas? A: My bike. Warum solltest du einen Türken wenn er vor Dir auf dem Fahrrad fährt nicht überfahren? Es könnte Dein Fahrrad sein! Waarom moet je een turk nooit van zijn fiets aanschoppen? Het kan je eigen fiets zijn. Hvad fik den sorte dreng til jul? – Min cykel
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Неделя сутрин, Нане копае дупка в градината си. Вуте: Малката Виктория вече закопаваше дупката под дървото в градината, когато иззад оградата се показа приветливото лице на съседа, достопочтения мистъра Уолтър. One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back yard. The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate. Little Mathieu was digging in his garden a hole. The next door neighbor saw him and asked; "Why are you digging the dirt Mathieu?" "My goldfish died, and I have to bury it." "Oh, I’m so sorry! But, isn’t that hole too big for a small goldfish?" "Indeed, it is! But my goldfish is inside your... Patty was sitting in her back yard digging a hole to bury her dead goldfish. Mrs. Johnson, who lived next door, was watching her over the fence. Mrs. Johnson said, "Patty, what are you doing?"... One day little Johnny is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate. “Whatcha doin?” he asked. Johnny replies, “My goldfish died and I`m burying him.”... Un hombre encuentra a su vecino cavando un hoyo en el patio y le preguntó: - Hola vecino, ¿qué haces? - Cavo un hoyo para enterrar a mi pez - ¿Y no es un agujero demasiado grande? - ¡Es que el pez está dentro de tu maldito gato! Маленькая девочка закапывает ямку в песочнице, когда проходящий мимо сосед ее спрашивает:. Вовочка был в саду и закапывал какую-то ямку, когда к нему через за! бор заглянул сосед. Заинтересовавшись, чем это занят розовощекий мальчуган, он вежливо спрашивает: großes Grab Une petite fille creuse un grand trou dans le jardin familial en pleurant a chaudes larmes. Le voisin, par dessus la haie, l'apercoit et lui demande: - qu'est ce qui t'arrive ? - mon poisson rouge est mort. Alors je l'enterre... snif... - et tu fais un aussi grand trou pour ton petit poisson... Petit Tom était dans le jardin entrain de creuser un trou quand son voisin le dévisagea au-dessus de la barrière. Intéressé par ce que faisait le jeune effronté, il lui demanda poliment. - Mais que... Une petite fille creuse un trou avec sa pelle. Le voisin l'aperçoit et lui dit: - Qu'est-ce que tu enterres là? La gamine, sans le regarder, dit d'un ton froid : - J'enterre mon poisson rouge qui... Το χρυσόψαρo Маленька дівчинка закопує ямку в пісочниці. Сусід, що проходить повз неї, запитує: Mariazinha está cavando um buraco no quintal, quando seu vizinho olha por cima da cerca.,- O que você está fazendo menina?,- Meu peixinho morreu, então eu estou cavando um buraco para enterrá-lo.,O vizinho sorri:,- Mas esse buraco não está muito grande para um peixinho... Um sujeito estava no jardim de sua casa quando vê o vizinho, no jardim ao lado, cavando um buraco. Curioso, ele se aproxima da cerca que divide as duas casas e pergunta ao vizinho: — O que você... Mała Zosia siedziała w ogrodzie zasypując dołek, kiedy przez siatkę zajrzał sąsiad. Zainteresował się, co porabia dziewczynka: - Co tam robisz Zosiu? - Moja złota rybka właśnie umarła - odpowiada... De var en gång en liten pojke som satt bakom hans hus och grävde en grav till hans döda guldfisk då tittade den nyfikna grannkärringen fram över staketet och sa: - Vad gör du? - Jag gräver en grop... Kalle höll på att gräva en grop i sin trädgård när granntanten tittar över staketet och säger: - Hej Kalle! Vad gräver du för något? - Min guldfisk har dött och jag ska begrava den. - Men är inte... Morguh Jenny! Wat ben je aan het doen? Mijn goudvis is dood dus ik begraaf hem Haha, gekke meid! Dan hoef je toch niet zo'n groot gat te graven Wel, want hij zit in die kutkat van jou! Lille Johnny er i gang med at grave et stort hul ude i haven da naboen kommer forbi og spørger hvad han laver. - “Min guld fisk er død så jeg begraver den” siger johnny. - “Så stort et hul behøver... - Mit csinálsz Marika? - Gödröt ások, temetem az aranyhalamat. - Nem kell olyan nagy gödröt ásni egy halnak. - Csakhogy a halam a maga macskájában van.
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