if (!string.IsNullOrEmpty(Model.PrevPageFullUrl)) { } if (!string.IsNullOrEmpty(Model.NextPageFullUrl)) { } Newest jokes - Page 2579

Latest Jokes

What happened when the shark became famous?
He tured into a starfish.

28 0

Animal Jokes

An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat.
"But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously.
"Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly.
"After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"

27 0

Animal Jokes Weather jokes Boss Jokes

We only submit these facts so he doesn't кill us.

28 0

Chuck Norris Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

After discussing the “food chain” with my fifth grade class, I told them their weekend homework was to write a sentence showing they understood the meaning of the term. On Monday morning, one student handed this in:
“Burger King is my favorite food chain.”

23 0

One-Liner Jokes Monday jokes School Jokes

Do you know what’s different between a G-Spot and a bottle of Jack Daniels?
A guy will actually SEARCH for a bottle of Jack Daniels.

0 0

What's The Difference Jokes

I was talking to my wife today after our son got sent home early from school for swearing.
I said, “Apparently, he said the ‘c’ word.”
She said, “Well that wasn’t clever was it?”
I replied, “No… It was ‘c*nt’.”

0 0

School Jokes Stupid Jokes

I have discovered the answer to a question that has been puzzling scientists for hundreds of years. What is the exact difference between a split second and a nanosecond? My girlfriend and I were getting ready to go to a movie when, right as we were about to leave home, my girlfriend asked me the question all guys dread. She asked, “Does this make my вuтт look big?” If I had said “no” in a nanosecond, we’d have been out the door. Since I took a split second, she had to go to the mall and buy new outfits with jewelry, shoes, and purses to match.

0 0

Sexist Jokes

It’s never a good thing when you’re having sеx, and someone asks you, “What are you doing?”

0 0

Sex Jokes Sarcasm Jokes

A person without a sense of humor is like a car without shocks, they get jolted by pebble on the road.

0 0

Philosophy Jokes

A woman is like a suitcase: both hard to carry and a pity to throw away.

0 0

Jokes about Women Love Jokes

Life’s a вiтсh, and then you’re reincarnated.

22 0

Life Jokes

My new iPhone 7 can store up to 20,000 songs!
Or a single voice mail from the missus..
==

0 0

Marriage and Family Jokes Single People Jokes Apple and iPhone Jokes

It’s incredible how many scams are on the internet these days but for only $19.99 I can send video about how to avoid them. Please email money to [email protected]/* */

0 0

Money jokes Animal Jokes Internet Jokes

It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.

20 0

Animal Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

Yo momma is so fат, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".

27 0

Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

My autistic brother recently got arrested after his first day at work as a taxi driver. I should never have told him to “knock em dead”.

0 0

Office and Work Jokes Disability Jokes

The best thing about women is how they can tell you what you really mean when you say something...

0 0

Jokes about Women Communication Jokes

If a church wants a better pastor, It only needs to pray for the one it has.

0 0

Christian Jokes

A gingеr lady at work recently announced that she was having a baby with her black boyfriend. When discussing possible baby names my suggestion of “Terry the Chocolate Orange” was apparently ‘offensive’ could lead to me getting ‘fired’.

0 0

Office and Work Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes Chocolate Jokes

Your hairline is like Pluto, unreachable.

0 0

Beauty Jokes