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Genetics (n.) What you blame all of your flaws on.

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Dictionary Jokes

100 years ago everyone had a horse and only the rich had cars.
Nowadays everyone has a car and only the rich have horses.
Oh how the stables have turned

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Money jokes Horse jokes

Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

What game do little cows like to play?
Moonopoly.

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Animal Jokes

Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?
He was the last of his race!

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Religion jokes Animal Jokes

What's a соw's favorite moosical note?
Beef-flat!

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Animal Jokes Music and Musician Jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs.
They come on when HE wants them to.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

What happened when the shark became famous?
He tured into a starfish.

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Animal Jokes

An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat.
"But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously.
"Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly.
"After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"

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Animal Jokes Weather jokes Boss Jokes

We only submit these facts so he doesn't кill us.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

After discussing the “food chain” with my fifth grade class, I told them their weekend homework was to write a sentence showing they understood the meaning of the term. On Monday morning, one student handed this in:
“Burger King is my favorite food chain.”

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School Jokes One-Liner Jokes Monday jokes

Do you know what’s different between a G-Spot and a bottle of Jack Daniels?
A guy will actually SEARCH for a bottle of Jack Daniels.

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What's The Difference Jokes

I was talking to my wife today after our son got sent home early from school for swearing.
I said, “Apparently, he said the ‘c’ word.”
She said, “Well that wasn’t clever was it?”
I replied, “No… It was ‘c*nt’.”

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School Jokes Stupid Jokes

I have discovered the answer to a question that has been puzzling scientists for hundreds of years. What is the exact difference between a split second and a nanosecond? My girlfriend and I were getting ready to go to a movie when, right as we were about to leave home, my girlfriend asked me the question all guys dread. She asked, “Does this make my вuтт look big?” If I had said “no” in a nanosecond, we’d have been out the door. Since I took a split second, she had to go to the mall and buy new outfits with jewelry, shoes, and purses to match.

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Sexist Jokes

It’s never a good thing when you’re having sеx, and someone asks you, “What are you doing?”

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Sex Jokes Sarcasm Jokes

A person without a sense of humor is like a car without shocks, they get jolted by pebble on the road.

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Philosophy Jokes

A woman is like a suitcase: both hard to carry and a pity to throw away.

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Jokes about Women Love Jokes

Life’s a вiтсh, and then you’re reincarnated.

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Life Jokes