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My new iPhone 7 can store up to 20,000 songs!
Or a single voice mail from the missus..
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Marriage and Family Jokes Single People Jokes Apple and iPhone Jokes

It’s incredible how many scams are on the internet these days but for only $19.99 I can send video about how to avoid them. Please email money to [email protected]/* */

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Money jokes Animal Jokes Internet Jokes

It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.

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Animal Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

Yo momma is so fат, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".

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Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

My autistic brother recently got arrested after his first day at work as a taxi driver. I should never have told him to “knock em dead”.

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Office and Work Jokes Disability Jokes

The best thing about women is how they can tell you what you really mean when you say something...

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Jokes about Women Communication Jokes

If a church wants a better pastor, It only needs to pray for the one it has.

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Christian Jokes

A gingеr lady at work recently announced that she was having a baby with her black boyfriend. When discussing possible baby names my suggestion of “Terry the Chocolate Orange” was apparently ‘offensive’ could lead to me getting ‘fired’.

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Office and Work Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes Chocolate Jokes

Your hairline is like Pluto, unreachable.

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Beauty Jokes

I get it ladies, I had abs before I had kids too.

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Kids Jokes Attitude Jokes

Please, Lady, come home with me. You never know what I'll turn into, at midnight!

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Flirt jokes

What do you call it when you put all your borrowed money in a single place, isolated from all your other money?
A loan to gather.... [Alone Together]

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Money jokes Banker Jokes Single People Jokes

I picked up a girl for a date from her parent’s house.
“Make sure she’s home by 11” growled her Dad.
“Relax. I’ll have her back by 10 if you like” I replied.
“Oh, okay” he said, lightening up.
“It may be even earlier, to be honest. I’ll bring her back once I’ve fcuked her”.

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Dad Jokes Dating Jokes

Dear math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems
I’m tired of solving them for you.
Thanks

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Math Jokes

In the USA, what’s the most popular red wine?? ….
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We want our land back!!

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USA Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes Wine jokes

Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sеx in the car, he tells her to get out.

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Sex Jokes Dad Jokes Yo Momma Jokes

A young lawyer was working on a farmer’s case, which asked compensation from the train company because one of they’re trains killed 24 pigs of his.
At the High Court, wanting to make impression of the damage amount, the lawyer says:
There were 24 pigs gentlemen!
Twice as much than you!

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Office and Work Jokes Animal Jokes Lawyer Jokes

Why does NASA only serve Coke? Because they can’t get Seven-Up!

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Space jokes

Man:knock knock
Kid:whos there Man:i see you do
Kid:i seee you do who?
Man:my girlfriend!

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Kids Jokes Dirty jokes Men jokes Knock-knock jokes

Backseat drivers are the worst. They’re always like “the light is red!” and “don’t text and drive!” and “oh god, I think that was a person!”

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God Jokes Criminal Jokes