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I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad but I only remember the punch line.

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One-Liner Jokes Dad Jokes

Curiosity killed the cat. Chuck Norris killed Curiosity.

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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes

If a man talks dirтy to a woman, that's se-xual harassment. If a woman talks dirтy to a man, that'll be $6.50 a minute.

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Jokes about Women Men jokes Communication Jokes

How did Jesus' crucifixion save us? It's 'cause he nailed it!

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Christian Jokes

My boss fired me for making too many Asian jokes
It was the end of my Korea

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Asian jokes Boss Jokes

Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

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Pick-Up Lines Jokes Dad Jokes

You hear about the transgender in the military?
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Military Jokes

Why were the star wars movies released 4,5,6,1,2,3,7,8
In charge of planning Yoda was

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Star Wars Jokes

Secret Service no longer yells “Get down, Mr President” any more when the President is under attack
Now they yell “Donald, duck”

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Duck jokes

What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea.
(Courtesy of my 6 year old)

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Sailor Jokes Pirate Jokes

I heard that they have dogs now that can smell if you've got cancer
That must be the most depressing dog ever to take on a walk. "Your dog really likes me"
"I'm so sorry."

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Dog jokes

Steven Hawking said there is no God,
Then God said there is no Steven Hawking

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God Jokes

Outgoing e-mails have tobacco stains on them.

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Programmer Jokes Computer Jokes

Yo momma is hairy she goes as a werewolf every Halloween.

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Halloween Jokes Yo Momma Jokes

Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump.
But I guess comparing apples to oranges is unfair.
EDIT: epic

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Donald Trump Jokes American Presidents Humor

What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer?
Comet.
EDIT: I honestly thought this was a bad joke but thanks for the upvotes anyway! Keep sending them in!

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Dinosaur jokes

Some people are so strange.
They’ll happily accept your friend request on Facebook, but won’t even acknowledge you when you’re parked outside their house all day.

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Facebook Jokes Friendship Jokes Criminal Jokes

Life is an open door.
It can be closed at any time, so don’t complain about the draught.

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Life Jokes

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?
Because that's where students have the most potential.

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Physics jokes School Jokes

How do you get a Jew to win a race?
Drop a quarter at the finish line.

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Dark Humor Jokes Jewish Jokes