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Как наричате бял човек, заобиколен от 3 негра? - Загазил. Как наричате бял човек, заобиколен от 5 негра? - Треньор. Как наричате бял човек, заобиколен от 1000 негра? - Надзирател в затвора. There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden. There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden. Как называется один белый в окружении тысячи негров? Надсмотрщик.
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Q: What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common? A: You always hear about them but never see them. Qu'est-ce que les ovnis et les hommes intelligents ont en commun ? - Tout le monde en parle et personne ne les a jamais vus. Vad är det för skillnad på en smart blondin och ett UFO? Det finns folk som sett UFOn Hva har smarte blondiner og UFOer til felles? Du har hørt om dem, men ikke sette dem. Mitä yhteistä on ufoilla ja viisailla blondeilla? Sellaisista aina kuulee, mutta niitä ei koskaan näe. Mitä eroa on viisaalla blondilla ja ufolla? – Ufoista on tehty havaintoja. Mi a különbség az ufó és egy okos szőke nő között? Ufót, már állítólag láttak Care este asemanarea dintre o blonda inteligenta si OZN-uri?Auzi de ele,dar nu le vezi niciodata.
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Two blondes were talking in heaven, they were discussing how they died. The first blonde said 'I had a heart attack, my family has a long line of heart disease, I guess it was my time.' The second blonde said ' oh.. I froze to death, it was NOT the way I wanted to die, its too late now.' 'the first blonde asked, 'what is it like to freeze to death?' 'It is cold, but soon its kinda peaceful, once you know you're dying. What happened before you had your heart attack? 'the first blonde answered ' I knew my husband was cheating on me, so one day I went home early. my car is really old, so my husband probably could hear me pull into the driveway. That give his girlfriend plenty of time to hide. when I walked into the house, it was quiet. I ran up to out bedroom and found my husband watching tv in bed. I could see a glimpse of a вrа underneath our bed that definitely wasn't mine, so I immediately accused him of cheating, and I ran around the house to find the hое. I checked in every room, but when I got to the attic, I had a heart attack that instantly killed me.' the second blonde moaned 'shame, if you had only looked in the freezer, we would both still be alive.'
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На един самотен остров останали три блондинки. Търговски представител, администатор и управител на една фирма отишли да обядват заедно. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each... Three guys are stuck on a deserted island when one of them finds a lamp on the beach. He picks it up and gives it a little rub and a genie pop out. The genie looks at the three guys and says: "I... Están tres náufragos solos en una isla desierta y se encuentran una lámpara maravillosa. El genio les dice que les va a conceder un deseo a cada uno. El primero dice: - Deseo irme con mi familia y... Eran tres hombres en una isla desierta, y de pronto se encuentran una lámpara mágica, y los tres hombres la frotan, de pronto sale el genio de la lámpara y les dice a los tres hombres que les va a... Esto son tres amigas que se encuentran en una isla desierta, una es morena, otra pelirroja y la otra rubia y se encuentran una lampara y una de ellas dice: - Yo he oído que si se frota sale un... Die Wunderlampe
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