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Is your oven running??
Then u better go catch it
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When Kim jong-un said nuke the chinese, he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
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- Две кексчета си стояли във фурната и се пекли.
2 банички се пекат във фурната и едната казала на другата:
Две кексчета се печат и едното казва:
Sind zwei Muffins in einem Ofen. Sagt der eine: "Himmel nochmal
Treffen sich zwei Muffins im Ofen sagt der eine: Ahhh
Det var två muffins i en ugn och då sa den ena - Oj vad varmt det är och då säger den andra - Holy shit
Det var to muffinser inne i en stekovn. Den ene sier: – ÅÅåå så varmt det er. Den andre sier: – Næ
Two muffins are sitting in an oven and one says to the other: "Man
Der sad 2 muffins i en ovn. - Den ene muffin sagde “Nej hvor er der varmt herinde.” - Så råbte den anden “Ahhhh en talende muffin.”
Det var en gång två muffins i en ugn. Den första muffinsen sa: - Ojj
Två muffins sitter i ugnen. Den ena frågar den andra: - Tycker du det börjar bli varmt här inne? Den andra svarar: - Aaargh
Två muffinsar ligger i en ung. Den ena utbrister: - Fasen va varmt det är här! Den andra förvånat: - Oh!Oj! En talande muffins!
Estaban dos muffins en el horno y uno le dice al otro:uff! que calor y el otro responde:Ah! ¡un muffin que habla!
Sind zwei Muffins im Backofen. Der Erste: Mensch ist das heiß hier drin. Der Zweite: Ahhh Hilfe ein sprechender Muffin!
There are two muffins in an oven. The muffin on the left turns to the other and says
There were two muffins sitting in an oven. The first muffin looked at the second muffin and said
Dois bolinhos estavam no forno. Um bolinho chegou e disse: — Ai!Tá quente aqui! O outro bolinho disse: — HAHAHA!Um bolinho falante!
Twee muffins zitten in de oven. Zegt de ene muffin tegen de andere: "Hee
Két muffin van a sütőben az egyik megszólal: - ÁÁÁ Égek!!! Erre a másik: - ÁÁÁ ez beszél!!!
One day there were two muffins in an oven, one of the muffins said, “man its hot in here.” The other one said “Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!”
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A girl asked me to eat her out one time… so i put her in the oven
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What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor?
Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
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When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good but he says that he doesn’t taste anything
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A man asked for poison and another man gave it to him. The first man took a sip and said, “hmmm this tastes like arsenic.” He took a sip of another and said, “hmmm this tastes like cyanide. A very unpleasant taste that brings back memories.”
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At the resturant, the waitress starts flirting with me. “She must have COVID,” my wife said. “Why?” I asked. “Cuz she clearly has no taste.” She responded.
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I’ll never forget how my grandmother died. “this lemonade tastes like bleach…”
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What did the lawyer name his twins?
COURTney and CASEy.
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Bully: YOU ARE SO STOOPID
Classmate: does nothing
Bully: OI, IM TALKING TO YOU
Classmate: Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you were talking to yourself.
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You’re so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn’t tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
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Your like a cloud. When you go away, its a beautiful day.
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You: knock knock
Ur friend: whos there?
You:boo!
Ur friend:boo who?
You:ohhhh... Why you so das?
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It’s a good thing farts aren’t “contagious” like yawns.
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A group of members at a Fraternity house decided to set up a glory hole and make the member with the largest реnis use it, after each one reveals what they got packed inside, the one with the largest proudly steps forth and receives some pleasure from it, after it’s done, he proudly comes back to his dorm and gets a phone call from his sister. “What’s the matter?” he asks, she tells him that her sorority decided to play a game in which the loser gets аnаl from the fraternities’ glory hole, and that she lost………….
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How does Reece eat her cereal? Witherspoon.
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Me: did your mom drop you off?
Her: yeah why?
Me: dамn what a shame
Her: why is that a shame?
Me: cause she's gonna get fined
Her: Fined why would she get fined?
Me: for littering
Her: ....
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