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Well human. What did we learn?

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If your Truck Contains Killer Drones - Left Lane. No Drones - Right Lane

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War Russia Ukraine

My ridiculous lies are greater than your ridiculous lies

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Educated people are hot. Why? Because they have more degrees

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Me: Alexa, remind me to go to the gym.
Alexa: I have added gin to your shopping list.
Me: Close enough.

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Fitness jokes | Alexa jokes

Hey, have we met before? How the fuск would I know?

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Boss: "What on earth are you doing?"
Me: "Watching a tutorial on effectively dealing with co-workers."
Boss: "That's a kickboxing video."
Me: "Yep, sure is."

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Work Jokes, Office Jokes | Jokes about Bosses

Zelenski do have cards

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Military Jokes | War Russia Ukraine

USA, UK, France, Ukraine

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War Russia Ukraine

Medusa: 1, Jesus: 0

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When you make a joke in front of your psychologist, and they start writing it down instead of laughing

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Psychology, Psychotherapy, and psychiatry jokes, Shrinks Jokes

Math is hard.
15 + 15 is thirty, but
16 + 16 is thirty too.

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Math jokes, Mathematics Jokes, Mathematicians jokes, Algebra Jokes

Did You Know ? There is a breed of black chicken that Lay black eggs. Don't believe me ? Just Google Big Black Cocks

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Animal Jokes | Dirty jokes

My half brother and I aren't allowed to play with chainsaws any more.

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Everybody wants to have sеx with me. Donald thats not what

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Dirty jokes | Donald Trump Jokes | Sex Jokes

Me: I just love coming home and seeing my kitty waiting for me. I wonder what he's thinking when he see's me... Kitty: Where the fuск's my food, fuск face?

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Keyboard attachment for cat owners

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Pet Jokes | Cat jokes