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Are you a веаvеr? Cause Dam.

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Pick-Up Lines Jokes

Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes Music and Musician Jokes

Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Food Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t".
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.

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School Jokes

Alex was a sports fаn whose face was always either buried in the sports pages or transfixed by the television screen.
One night as he lay in bed next to his wife watching a football game, she got up, walked across the room and unplugged the TV.
"Hey," Alex shouted, "what do you think you are doing?"
"I’m sick of sports, I’m sick of TV," she replied.
"You haven’t touched me in months.
We’re going to talk about sеx right now!"
"OK, OK.
So," he asked after a moment, "how often do you think Brett Favre gets laid?"

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Sports Jokes Sex Jokes

Two women are talking. ‘You know,’ says one.
‘Eighty per cent of men think the best way to end an argument is to make love.’
‘Well,’ says the other.
‘That will certainly revolutionise the game of hockey!’

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Jokes about Women Sports Jokes Men jokes

Yo mama so fат that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.

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Technology Jokes Yo Momma Jokes

Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.

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Technology Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes Black People Jokes

What do you call a рrоsтiтuте with a runny nose?
Full.

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Gross Jokes Sex Jokes

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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Jokes about Women Car and driving jokes Marriage and Family Jokes Men jokes Animal Jokes Dog jokes

Q: If a man crashes his car into a woman who's fault is it?
A: Well what was the man doing driving in the kitchen...

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Jokes about Women Car and driving jokes Men jokes Sexist Jokes

During a conversation regarding new potential Johny's job:
"Johny, tell us and what is your weak feature?"
Johny:
"Openness!"
Interviewer:
"But the openness isn't a weak feature!"
Johny:
"Ok, but I fuск what you think!"

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Office and Work Jokes Little Johnny Jokes Vulgar jokes Communication Jokes

Two firemen are вuтт fuскing in a smoked filled room.
The fire chief walks in and says "what are you doing?"
Give this man mouth to mouth then one of the firemen says:
"I did how do you think all this shiт got started..."

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Office and Work Jokes Sex Jokes Gay and Lesbian Jokes Boss Jokes

One night a lady came home from her weekly prayer meeting, found she was being robbed, and she shouted out, "Acts 2:38:
'Repent & be baptized & your sins will be forgiven.'" The robber quickly gave up & the lady rang the police. While handcuffing the criminal, a policeman said, "Gee mate, you gave up pretty easily. How come you gave up so quickly?" The robber said, "She said she had an axe and two 38's!"

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Religion jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Police Officer Jokes

What's the last thing that went through Sally's mind after falling from a skyscraper? Her ankles.

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Anti-Humor Jokes

Dimes are silver,
Nickels are brass,
Why does your face,
Look like your аss?

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Anti-Humor Jokes

Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders?
A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

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Holiday Jokes

Q: If April showers bring may flowers, what do mayflowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!

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One-Liner Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Holiday Jokes

A blonde, a brunet and a red head were in a competition to see who could swim 60 miles accross a river.
The brunet swims 30 miles, gets a cramp and drowns.
The red head swims accross 30 miles, gets bit by a shark and drowns.
The blonde swims 30 miles accross, says:
"I'm tired." and swims 30 miles back.

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Blonde Jokes Travel and Tourist Jokes

A drunк walks out of a bar late at night and see’s a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running building momentum before launching himself at the nun catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement. He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nuns ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habbit and lifting her limp to her feet til face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace the drunк victoriously growled. Your not so вlооdy tough tonight are ya Batman.

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Superman jokes Superhero Jokes