Apple and iPhone Jokes

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What's the difference between a white iphone and a black iphone?
The black iphone runs faster.

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Seriously iPhone stop autocorrecting all my fuскs into ducks. You're making all my strong worded texts look adorable and harmless.

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Your mom's so sтuрid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth!!!

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My 'Droid bad, My 'Droid hood,
My 'Droid do stuff that your iPhone wish it could.
My 'Droid bad, badder than yours.
My 'Droid do stuff I can't even put in words.
The service never stops, the apps don't quit.
So fool pipe down you ain't GOOGLIN' SНIТ!

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A year ago someone who said, "I'm the mayor of Kentucky Fried Chicken," was an insane old homeless man. Now, he's a hipster teen with an iPhone.

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I don't have an iPhone, or an iPad or anything....what I do have is 2 kids that say, iPeed and iPooped.

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All of the iPhone 5 jokes are just slightly improved iPhone 4 jokes.

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All I want for Christmas is you, lol JK, I want an iPhone 5.

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Jingle Bells, iPad Smells,
iTouch Bores the Day,
iPhone Suскs, What the Fuск,
ANDROID ALL THE WAY

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You traded your iPhone 4 for an extra half inch? I hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same.

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*iPhone falls in water*
Siri: Help I'm drow....
*Android falls in water*
Android: ACTIVATING BOAT MODE

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Just bought the iPhone 5 because it has a panorama function.
I can now take a picture of my wife.

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Step 1: Name your iPhone "Titanic."

Step 2: Plug it into your computer.

Step 3: When iTunes says "Titanic is syncing," press cancel.

Step 4: Feel like a hero.

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Yo mama so sтuрid, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.

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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4.
He can now multi task and use face time.

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Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.

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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.

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I’ve just picked up my new iPhone and I’m well impressed.
The first thing I did was ring up my brother and spend a good twenty minutes boasting about all its amazing features.
It would’ve been longer but the fсuкing battery died.

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The new iPhone 7 is just a slower, heavier, thicker, and much less attractive version of the iPhone 8.

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iPhone users update:
- I’ll screenshot it, I’ll tweet about it, I’ll Instagram it, I’ll write a blog about it, I’ll delete half of my contents for it, I’ll get enraged about it.
Android users update:
- *clicks update, gets on with life*

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