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Съдят 75-годишна баба. Съдят 75-годишна баба за убийство. Съдията пита: Баба на суд обвинета за убиство: Defence Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady:... Dia 8 de abril, em um tribunal de São Paulo, uma velhinha começava a responder às perguntas: — Qual o seu nome? — Camila Vando. — Idade? — Tenho 67 anos. — Dona Camila, onde a senhora estava há uma... - Kan ni vänligen tala om hur gammal ni är? frågade försvarsadvokaten. - Jag är 86 år gammal, sa den lilla tanten. - Berätta nu, med egna ord, vad som hände kvällen den 1 april 2009. - Ja, jag satt...
April Fools' Jokes
An atheist became incensed over Christmas holiday preparations. He filed a lawsuit about the constant celebrations given to Christians and Jews while atheists had no holiday to celebrate.
The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the long, passionate presentation by the atheist's lawyer, the judge banged his gavel and declared, "Case dismissed!"
The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling. "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter, and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur, and Hanukkah. Yet, my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, "Obviously, your client is too confused to know about, much less celebrate, his own atheist holiday!"
The lawyer pompously said, "Your honor, we are unaware of any such holiday for atheists. Just when might that holiday be?"
The judge replied, "Well, it comes every year on exactly the same date. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, if your client says there is no God then, according to the Bible, he is a fool. April Fool's Day is his holiday. Now, get out of my courtroom!"
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