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Q: Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid?
A: They can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.
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A blonde was telling a brunette that her computer broke.
So the brunette said she would check the blonde's e-mail for her. The blonde said, ''Cool! E-mail me and tell me what I got.''
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It was a really hot day and this blonde decided she would go buy a coke. She went to the coke machine and when she put her money in, a coke came out - so she kept putting money in.
And since it was such a hot day, a line had formed behind her. Finally, a guy on line said, "Will you hurry up? We're all hot and thirsty!"
And the blonde said, "No way. I'm still winning!"
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Q: Why do blondes need see through lunch boxes.
A: So they can tell if they're coming home or going to work.
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A blonde was at a gumball machine. She kept putting quarters in and getting gumballs out. The man behind her asked if he could get a gumball.
She said, "Shut up! I'm winning."
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Борец се застоява пред кафе-машина. Добивка Кафанската пејачка и автоматот за кафе The soda machine στο μηχάνημα του καφέ Ρέντα... Αυτόματο καφέ Ein Österreicher kommt zu einem Coca Cola Automaten und wirft eine Münze ein. Die Maschine spuckt ein Coca Cola aus. Un atlante se encuentra en un casino de Las Vegas frente a una máquina de sodas. El Atlante introduce unas monedas, presiona un botón, y recibe una soda. Vuelve a introducir otras monedas, y recibe otra soda. Y vuelve a introducir otras monedas, y recibe otra soda más. Un señor se acerca y le... Steht ein Mann vor einem Brötchenautomat und zieht sich die ganze Zeit Brötchen. Da kommt ein anderer vorbei und sagt: "Hör auf damit, was bringt das?" Antwortet der andere: "Jetzt aufhören? Bei der Glückssträhne?" C'est un Belge qui marche dans la rue. Il passe devant un distributeur de boissons et s'arrête, stupéfait. "Tiens, alors comme c'est bizarre, à quoi ça peut bien servir ??" Il fout une pièce,... Sune står vid en smörgåsautomat och stoppar i krona efter krona. Kön växer bakom honom och när han plockar upp ut sin elfte smörgås säger en uppretad herre: - Hörru du är det inte dags att sluta... A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course... Stoi blondynka przed automatem do coca coli, kupuje i kupuje - robi się kolejka, w końcu zniecierpliwieni ludzie zadają pytanie: - Co pani tam tak długo robi? Na to blondynka odpowiada: - Przecież... O português chegou na máquina de refrigerantes, colocou uma ficha, e pegou a latinha. Depois botou outra ficha e pegou outra latinha. Depois botou outra ficha e pegou outra latinha. Meia hora... A blonde goes to a soda machine. She puts in a dollar and gets a soda. She does this again and again. A man in line behind her asks why she is taking so long. She says, "Can't you see I'm winning?" Era una rubia que llega al casino por primera vez y lo primero que ve es una máquina de coca-cola donde un señor pone una moneda de un euro, recoge la lata y se va. La rubia saca un euro, mete la... Un Belge met des pièces dans un distributeur de boissons. Pour avoir des bouteilles de Coca-Cola. Une queue s'est formé derrière lui et on lui demande s'il a bientôt terminé. Il répond: - Tant que... Przed automatem z wodą sodową stoi blondynka. Wrzuca monetę, czeka aż szklanka napełni się wodą, wypija, wrzuca monetę i tak bez końca. Ludzie stojący za nią w kolejce niecierpliwią się. - Niech...
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A blonde finds a lamp with a genie inside. He says, "I will grant you three wishes."
The blonde says, "For my first wish, I want my love handles to disappear."
The genie replies, "Your wish is my command."
The blonde exclaims, "Holy shiт! What did you do with my ears?"
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Блондинка намерила вълшебната лампа, потъркала я, и от нея излязъл вълшебния дух:
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Q: Why do blondes like hearing blonde jokes?
A: It makes them feel popular.
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Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.
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Защо блондинките използват зелено червило? Кармин Pourquoi est-ce que les blondes portent du rouge à lèvres vert? Parce que la couleur rouge veut dire arrêter. Hvorfor bruger blondiner grøn læbestift? – Rød betyder stop. - Perche’ le bionde portano rossetto verde? Perche’ rosso significa stop. - Perche’ le bionde portano rossetto rosso? Perche’ rosso significa : - ”Stop, buco sbagliato”. - Come fai a capire se una...
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How many Californians does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
Californians don't sсrеw in light bulbs they sсrеw in hot tubs.
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Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One hundred - one to hold the lightbulb, the other 99 to rotate the house.
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Why was the blonde mad when she got her drivers license back?
She had an "F" under "Sеx."
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A blonde walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?"
She replies, "Sorry, this is a library."
The blonde whispers, "Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?"
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Блондинка влиза в библиотека, крещейки: библиотека им. ленина. в читальном зале сидят доктора наук,... A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the desk and said, "I would like a cheeseburger." The librarian replied,"Shh! This is a library!" The blonde blushed."oh, sorry.." then she whispered, "I would like a cheeseburger." Μπαίνει μια ξανθιά στη βιβλιοθήκη και αρχίζει να φωνάζει: - "Μια πίτα γύρο από όλα χωρίς μουστάρδα." Ο βιβλιοθηκάριος της λέει διακριτικά: - "Συγνώμη κυρία μου, αλλά εδώ είναι βιβλιοθήκη." Και η ξανθιά απαντάει χαμηλόφωνα: - "Α! με συγχωρείτε. Μια πίτα γύρο από όλα χωρίς μουστάρδα." A blonde enters a library. She goes to the counter and says "I'll like a cheeseburger, fries, and a cola." The librarian says "Ma'am this is library." So the blonde leans in and whispers "I'd like a cheeseburger, fries, and a cola." Une blonde rentre dans une blibliothéque et elle dit : - "un coca , une frite et un bigmac" le dirigent dit : - "madame vous êtes dans une blibliothéque" - "Ah !d'accord ! " en chuchotant elle dit : "un coca , une frite et un bigmac"... Sarışının biri kütüphaneye gitmiş ve direk bankoya yönelerek görevliden bir hamburger, bir kola ve bir de patates kızartması istemiş. Görevlinin saf saf yüzüne baktığını gören sarışın bu sefer daha... En blondin gick till ett bibliotek och sa - Hej, kan jag få en Big Mac & company? - Eh, det här är ett bibliotek! - Oj förlåt, En Big Mac & company (viskandes) Un fou entre dans une bibliothèque : "-Bonjour, je voudrais un burger s'il vous plaît ! - Mais monsieur, nous sommes dans une librairie ! - Ah pardon ! [Chuchote] Bonjour, je voudrais un burger... En blondin klev in i ett bibliotek och gick fram till bibliotikarien och sa: - En hamburgare med pommes tack! - Men lilla vännen, det här är ett bibliotek! Blondinen ursäktade sig och viskade:... Geht eine Blondine in die Bibliothek und fragt: "Kann ich ein Döner haben?" Sagt der Bibliothekar: "Das hier ist eine Bibliothek." Flüstert die Blondine "Kann ich einen Döner haben." Een dom blondje komt de bibliotheek binnen en roept: “Een zak friet en een frikandel!” Sssssst u bent hier in een bibliotheek, sust de dame achter de balie. Oké zegt het domme blondje zachtjes... Une blonde entre dans une bibliothèque, se dirige vers le comptoir et dit : - Bonjour, un coca, une frite et un bigmac s'il vous plait. - Madame vous êtes dans une bibliothèque, réplique la... C’est une blonde qui rentre dans une bibliothèque et qui demande à l’accueil : - Bonjour, je voudrais un hamburger ? un grand coca et une grande frite ! Le bibliothécaire : - Madame, vous êtes dans...
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Q: What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one?
A: "Between you and me, we could make a lot of money."
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Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A: A rebel without a clue.
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A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock.
The blonde asked, "Are you going to set it on fire?"
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Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?
A: Tell her a joke on Monday.
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Как може да накараш една блондинка да се смее понеделник сутрин? Πώς μπορείς να κάνεις μια ξανθιά να γελάσει.. Comment faire rire une blonde le lundi matin ? Racontez lui une blague le vendredi soir. Wie kann man eine Blondine montagmorgens zum Lachen bringen? - Freitagabends einen Witz erzählen. wie bekommt man montag eine blondine zum lachen indem man ihr freitags einen witz erzählt.
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Two people are on opposite sides of a lake.
One yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"
"You are on the other side," the other shouts back.
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Q: Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?
A: She heard drinks were on the house.
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Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
A: They always leave to go answer the door.
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Q: How does a blonde кill a bird?
A: She throws it off a cliff.
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