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Chuck Norris Jokes

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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hеll starring right back at you.

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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.

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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"

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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.

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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.

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My insurance policy says:
"Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."

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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman

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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.

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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.

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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.

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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris doesn't dress up for Halloween, he's scary enough.

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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices.
His vehicles run on fear.

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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.

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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.

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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

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Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris lap

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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

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Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."

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