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Why did the rooster cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the possum how. (How many dead chickens have you seen along the road?)

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Q: Why did the frog cross the road?
A: It didn't - it got run over halfway across.

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Q: Why did the stoner cross the road?
A: Who else would follow a chicken?

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Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: He was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: He saw some dog food.

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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off.

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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.

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Q: Why did the monkey cross the road?
A: So he could get spanked.

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Q: Why did the calf cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.

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Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.

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Q: Why did the forgetful chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side - er, no - to go shopping - no, not that either - dамn it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why did she go to the other side? To go to the bar.
Why did she go to the bar? To go to the toilet.
Why did she go to the toilet? Because that's where all the соскs hang out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To have hot sеx with the perverted farmer.

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Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?

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Q: Why did the redneck cross the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.

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Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
To wreak an unholy vengeance upon the driver of the car who's standing there, scratching his head, trying to figure out how a zombie baby's head can be beneath his car tires but the rest of the body is nowhere to be seen- unless he were to turn around and notice the zombie baby body bearing down on him, coming ever closer, ready with grasping, pudgy zombie baby fingers to tear and rend at the flesh of this self-same driver who ran his head over, on the dark and rain-swept road that snakes down from the castle of the madman who's creating an army of zombie babies to do his dark, libidinal bidding.

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Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: His d**k was stuck in the chicken.

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Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A: I don't know, and neither does she.

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Q: Why didn't the skeleton go skydiving?
A: It didn't have the guts.

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