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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?
Because they're headcases.

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A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter"
The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?"
The man says" Active? Неll no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."

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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!

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Daddy to his son:
I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.

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What's red and dances all around?
A baby on a barbecue

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
Crib death.

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Woman patient:
"Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die."
Doctor:
"You did the right thing to call me."

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Doctor:
"You have cataract in your eyes. But you need not worry It is hereditary."
Patient:
"Death is also hereditary. Does it mean we should not worry about it?"

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What's red and crawls up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.

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What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?
A bus load of babies on fire.

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How are babies and the elderly alike?
Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.

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Why is there always hot water at childbirth?
In case of a stillbirth, soup.

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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.

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Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.

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I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins.
I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

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How do children in Baghdad do?
Bombastically.

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Just because your jobs sucks, doesn't mеап you can't make it fun

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Allahu Akbar.
Allahu AK-
Boom!!!

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What does FUBU really stand for?
Farmers used to buy us.

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Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident?
Some diск cut her off.

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