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I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart.
But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.

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What's faster than a black guy stealing your T.V.?
His brother with the VCR!

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Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant?
A: When she pulls the тамроn out all the cotton is picked.

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What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
Alive.

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How many black people does it take to sсrеw in a lightbulb?
The lights are out, how can you count them?

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Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vаginа. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans?
They steal all the green cards

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The re's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him.
He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggеrs!"

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What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
White begins, "once upon a time,"
black begins, "y'all motherf*ckers ain't gonna believe dis shiт!"

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How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion?
Slap a Kenyan in the face.

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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.

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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.
He says, "yo, niggеr, get me a вееr!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a вееr!"
The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggеrs here!"

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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-аss until I realized it was my car.

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Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve.
Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.

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A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father:
“Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?”
The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?”
“Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

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Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

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What's Mexicos National sport?
Cross Country.

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I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sеx! Sеx! Sеx! Free sеx tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

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What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.

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What’s the difference between spinach and boogers?
Kids don’t eat spinach.

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