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Въпрос: Один старый еврей любил смотреть порнофильмы задом наперед. Почему еврей любит смотреть порнофильмы в обратном порядке? Ему нравится видеть, как проститутка отдает деньги назад. Varför ser judar porrfilm baklänges? De kommer när ludret ger tillbaka pengarna till kunden. Hvorfor ser jøder pornofilm baglæns? – De kommer, når luderen betaler pengene tilbage til kunden. Luder Hvorfor ser jøder pornofilm bagfra? – De er vilde med den scene hvor luderen giver manden penge tilbage - Γιατί οι Εβραίοι βλέπουν τις ταινίες πορνό ανάποδα; - Για να φθάσουν στο σημείο όπου η πόρνη δίνει πίσω τα χρήματα Perché i genovesi guardano i film porno al contrario? - Perché gli piace il lieto fine, quando la prostituta restituisce i soldi al cliente.
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In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida.
Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami.
"Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks."
"I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied."
Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out.
"What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room.
"Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed."
"Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen to be Catholic."
"I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?"
"Jesus, Son of Mary."
"Where was he born?"
"In a stable."
"And why was he born in a stable?"
"Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!"
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A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas.
The banks offered a reward for his capture, dead or alive, but offered a much larger award for the recovery of the stolen funds.
An enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track him down.
After a long and difficult search, he traced the bandit to his home town.
On a hunch, he checked the town's cantina, and sure enough, there was the robber.
The only other people in the bar were the bartender and a scrawny, older man at a back table.
The time was right to make a move.
The ranger drew his revolver, charged into the cantina, and announced: "You are under arrest.
I get a reward for you, dead or alive. Tell me where the money is, and I'll let you live.
If you don't, I'll shoot you right here, and save myself the trouble of having to take you back to Texas alive."
But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish.
As it turned out, the scrawny man at the back of the bar happenedd to be a lawyer.
He knew the robber, and was bilingual, and quickly offered to translate for the two of them.
The ranger said: "Tell him that if he doesn't tell me where the loot is, I'll shoot him here and now."
Upon hearing what the Ranger had said, and seeing the cold look in his eye, the bandit knew that the Ranger meant it - if he did not give up his loot, he was a dead man.
Terrified, the bandit blurted out in Spanish that the loot was buried in an old barn at the outskirts of town.
"What did he say?" asked the Ranger.
The lawyer answered: "He said, 'You don't have the nerve to shoot me, Yankee swinе.'"
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Der Flugkapitän ist Jude. Sein Co-Pilot ist Chinese. Един китаец си седи в бар и кротко си пийва биричка. A Chinese man and his Jewish friend were walking along one day when the Jewish man whirled and slugged the Chinese man and knocked him down. Заходит еврей в кабак, смотрит, там китаец сидит. Un juif et un chinois sont calmement aussi sur un banc dans un parc. Un piloto chino y un copiloto judio comparten un vuelo por primera vez. Desde el principio se nota cierta antipatia, a lo que el chino le pregunta: Самолет излетял от летището в Лос Анджелис под контрола на еврейски пилот. Неговият помощник-пилот бил китаец. Това бил първият път, когато те летяли заедно, а неловкото мълчание между двамата показало взаимния неприязън. n jude und ein chinese sitzen auf einer parkbank und lesen eine zeitung. auf einmal steht der jude auf und verpruegelt den chinesen dass es schlimmer nicht mehr geht. er nimmt ihn so richtig in die mangel. als er fertig ist, setzt er sich wieder und liest weiter seine zeitung. als der chinese... No trem, viajavam no mesmo compartimento um filipino e um judeu americano. Lá pelas tantas, o judeu avança e cobre o filipino de porrada. — Isto é por Pearl Harbor! — Diz o judeu americano. — Mas... An airplane takes off from the airport. The captain is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It is the first time they have flown together and it is obvious by the silence that they do not get... Estavam viajando em um trem um judeu e um filipino. O filipino cochilou e o judeu se levantou da cadeira e começou a esmurrar o pobre do filipino. Acordando assustado o filipino perguntou: - Mas... Um judeu americano encontra um oriental e lhe dá uma tremenda surra. — Seu cretino! Seu covarde! - grita o judeu. Isso é por Pearl Harbour! O oriental não entendeu nada. — Para com isso! Pearl...
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Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total," says the Genie.
The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity."
So, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "рооf" the oceans were teaming with fish.
The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity."
Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "рооf" there was a huge wall around England.
The Irishman asks, "I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out."
The Irishman says, "Fill it up with water."
Smart Cape Bretoner Η δίκη του Bin Landen Um brasileiro e um argentino foram os únicos sobreviventes de um desastre aéreo no Saara, A Serb and an Albanian from Kosovo found a lamp, rubbed it and the Ginnie showed up in front of them. Um argentino e um brasileiro encontram uma lampada mágica Gênio: vocês agora são meus amos! Cada um tem direito a um desejo. Argentino:quero que faça aparecer uma muralha em volta da argentina,...
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