Fat Jokes

Most popular in this category

My wife put a dent in my car backing out the garage this morning .
The fат вiтсh needs to start looking where she’s walking.

0 0

Fat Jokes

Don't blame the holidays, you were fат in August.

0 0

One-Liner Jokes Fat Jokes

How do you stop a fат robber from stealing your TV?
Tell him you don't have the food network on it

0 0

Food Jokes Fat Jokes

I’ve just bought myself one of those relaxation CDs with the whale noises on.
I can’t say it’s worked but, for some reason, the missus is really fuскing hоrny.

0 0

Office and Work Jokes Fat Jokes

I was watching a really strange роrnо film.
I saw a fат ugly man crying and touching himself.
I then realised my TV wasn’t switched on

0 0

Men jokes Sex Jokes Fat Jokes

Thought Santa had visited my house early last night.
Was in my bedroom, looked up and saw a man with a big red round face and big fат belly too.
Turns out it was the mirror.

0 0

Men jokes Christmas Jokes Fat Jokes

It says, 'It's safest to let them sleep alone, especially if you drink, use drugs or are overweight.' Yeah, I thought that was weird, too. But if you think about it, if you're drunк, sтоnеd or really fат, in the middle of the night, that baby might look delicious. I've eaten weirder things.

0 0

Food Jokes Fat Jokes

My friend says he cant hear me cause there's a diск so far down my throat and i say "your fат im not gonna sugar coat it cause you"ll just eat it"

0 0

Insult Jokes Friendship Jokes Fat Jokes

Yo mamas so fат when she went waterskiing someone tried to shoot her with a harpoon.

0 0

Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

What’s worse than having a girlfriend with no тiтs?
Having no girlfriend and тiтs.

0 0

Fat Jokes Boob Jokes

My new girlfriend just let me know she’s a vegetarian. After the quizzical look I gave her she said, “I know what you’re thinking, you want to know ‘why’ don’t you?”
“Definitely,” I replied. “How the fuск did you get so fат?”

0 0

Fat Jokes

Fат guy:I can play basketball
Black Kid:No you can't and even if you could you'd Play for Miami Eat

0 0

Kids Jokes Insult Jokes Fat Jokes

Just because she weighed as much as 2 people, doesn’t mean you had a 3some…….

0 0

Fat Jokes

Yo Momma so fат when she walked onto the diving board the lifeguard said to your dad, "Sorry, you can't park here."

0 0

Dad Jokes Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

Yo momma so fат You're dad went in , but never came out.

0 0

Dad Jokes Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

I’m sick of Christmas already. I work my fingers to the воnе every year to earn enough money to buy my kids the expensive presents they want and what happens?
That fат fuскеr with the beard gets all the credit….
Still, it’s my own sтuрid fault for marrying her.

0 0

Office and Work Jokes Money jokes Kids Jokes Christmas Jokes Fat Jokes

I described my wife as a miserable сunт that needs to stop eating so much.
But the police have said that doesn’t really help with their missing persons report.

0 0

Police Officer Jokes Fat Jokes

If there is one thing I hate to see, is people wasting their money on pointless things that make no difference
Like when fат girls get nice haircuts.

0 0

Money jokes Fat Jokes

Yo mama so fат, she masterbates to the food channel

0 0

Food Jokes Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

“I’m sick of you teasing me about my weight,” my wife snapped as she walked out the door.
“Please, ваве, don’t go,” I pleaded. “Think of our son.”
“What son?” she said.
“You’re not pregnant?”

0 0

Fat Jokes