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Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she's always talking about the time she almost ate at a restaurant.

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Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.

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Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she washes paper plates.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, her kneecaps smile.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

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Yo' Mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to liск other people's fingers.

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her sтriр steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.

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Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.

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Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a вrеаsт was in a KFC bucket.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her раnтiеs and pulled out a pickle.

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Yo' Mama is like a bag of сhiрs: Fri-to-lay.

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While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!"
Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad.
Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her.
Little Johnny looks at his father and says, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?"

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They've broken in my house so many times, they leave notes complaining about things:
'The salt was low.' 'Pick up bread. We be back.' Grease all over my stove - they cooked and left the best chicken and dressing you ever want to lay your lips on.

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