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Why doesn’t Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose.

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Harry Potter puns can Slytherin to any conversation.

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What do you call a postal carrier who can speak to packages?
A parcel tongue.

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Why did Severus Snape stand in the middle of the road?
So you’d never know which side he was on.

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Are you a Dementor?
You just took my breath away.

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Do you like Harry Potter?
Because I a-Dumbledore you!

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I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I’m about to get lucky.

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Why is Mad-Eye Moody such a bad professor?
Because he can’t control his pupils.

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What do you call an electrocuted Dark Lord?
A Volt-demort.

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If a wizard gets robbed by a Muggle, has he been Muggled?

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Why does Voldemort prefer Twitter over Facebook?
Because he has only followers, not friends.

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How many Slytherins does it take to stir a cauldron?
Just one. She puts her wand in and the cauldron revolves around her.

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How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?
With quit-itch.

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I was 10 minutes into Harry Potter
... Before I realized I was watching the Royal wedding.

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I'm a geek, but you know what? I'm not a nerd. And there is a difference. Allow me to explain.
A geek is the kind of person that'll stand in line to see the midnight premiere of the new Harry Potter movie. That's me, that's how I roll...
Now a nerd is the kind of person who goes to the midnight premiere of the new Harry Potter movie dressed like Harry Potter. And that sh*t is pathetic, right?
What's up with those losers?

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Which Harry Potter book is the darkest?
Order of the Phoenix, because that’s when it starts getting Dead Sirius.

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A man dressed as a harry potter character came up to me and told me he was a zombie.
I thought he was kidding, but he was Dead Sirius.

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I watched the Harry Potter films for the first time at the weekend
They were okay, but a bit unrealistic: a gingеr schoolkid with two friends?

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Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledores army?
Because at one point poisonous gases where put in it

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Have you heard about the new Harry Potter film coming out? He’s gonna be running his own abortion clinic using his new magic spell, fetus deletus.

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