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Funny how I see some really clever jokes on here with a lot of lame ratings yet sтuрid roses are red jokes get a bunch of kickass votes. This site must get a lot of kids on it

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Kids Jokes

A kid went to the police department to report about his stolen bicycle.
OFFICER: Are you suspicious about anyone who would steal it?
KID: My parents, I guess. Because in the night I heard dad saying:
"Нuмр on it before Derek wakes up!"

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You want to know what its like to have a fourth kid? Imagine you're drowning, and then someone hands you a baby...

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Kids Jokes

Random kid: Dafak ya lookin' at!? I'ma fak ya an' yo peeps!
Me: Stand back, I'm gonna try to communicate with it.

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It's okay Emo kids; Pokemon hurt themselves in their confusion too.

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Cocky Kid: I have the body of a God!
Average Kid: Yeah; shame it's Buddha.

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Kids Jokes God Jokes

(Mom playing with her child)
Mom-Got your nose!!!!!
Kid- Вiтсh If u got my nose then how the fuск am i still breathing?

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There was a person sitting on the park bench. Some kids ran past and called him a motherf*cker. He didn't know what it was so he went he and asked his mother. His mother was startled so she said it means guests or friends. The next day some people said he was a рussy. Again he asked his mother and she said it was food. A few days later he heard a conversation and some said"having sеx."He asked his mum and she said getting ready. His girlfriend and her paremts came and he told them"hello motherf*ckers,рussy is on the the table. Mm and dad are having sеx.

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Son: dad dad a kid told me I am gay
Dad: well kick his ass
Son: oooh nooo he is so cute

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What is the difference between a priest and Listerine Junior?
The Listerine warns kids not to swallow.

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Kids Jokes Dirty jokes

Kid: Mommy can I take a shower with you?
Mom: Fine. But don't look up and don't look down.
When there in the shower the kid looks up and says:
Kid: Mommy what are those?
Mom: These are the headlights.
Kid looks down and says:
Kid: What's that?
Mom: That's the garage.
The next day the kid takes a shower with his dad.
The kid looks down and says:
Kid: Whats that?
Dad: Thats the car.
The next day the kid goes into his parents room and says:
Kid: Mommy turn on the headlights, dady park the car in the garage.

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A kid walks in on his dad f*cking is mom, he goes into his grandmothers room, his dad walks in, "Son, what the hеll are you doing?!"
"You were f*cking my mom, now I'm f*cking yours!"

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The school called me today and said,
"Your son's been telling lies".
"Well tell him he's f*cking good" I replied, "I ain't got any kids!"

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Chuck norris once had a lemonade stand
A nerdy kid came up and said you should of made a grape juice stande
He is now known as stephen hawking

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How asian people name there kids? They drop a fork down the stairs and it does chan сhin chen chon.

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Kid: (really has too рее)
Kid: can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: no
Kid: I WILL РISS ON YOUR DESK

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Yo momma so fат, she saw a schoolbus full of white kids and yelled "Stop That Тwinкiе!!"

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"Don't kid yourself" would be a great slogan for a соndом company

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When chuck norris dropped his wallet a kid picked it up known as bill gates today.

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Kid: *middle finger*
Me: i have one of those too except i use it on ur mom!

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