An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth. He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and said:"May I come in. I lived in this very room thirty years ago when I studied in this college".A young man opened the door and let him in.The old man examined the room, fondly remembering everything.He said, "The same old room, the same old wooden table, the ventilator and the same old window that opens to the garden. And the same old bed."When examining it he found a young girl under the bed.The young man got alarmed and said, "Don't mistake me. She is my sister. She dropped her ear ring and is searching for it."The old man said, "And the same old story..." 88 0 0
Knock, knockWho's there?I'm Mr, Farter.Mr, Farter who?I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law! 72 1 0
Knock-knockWho is there?A shattered реnis with many diseases.What kind of illness?Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis...Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law. 66 0 0
Knock-KnockWho is there?A long реnis with a nакеd head.Come in please we were waiting for you. 71 0 0
Knock, KnockWho is there?A long erected реnis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet.What do you want?Is there any body to suск me? I want to weep. 66 1 0
'"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde."No," said the brunette."Okay," said the blonde. "You start." 17 0 0