Me: Knock! Knock!Friend: Who's There?Me: Daisy! Friend: Daisy Who?Me: Daisy Me Rollin, They Hatin!!?•??•??? 0 0 0
Guy1: why did the chicken cross the road?Guy2: Don't know.... why?Guy1: to get to the gаy guys house....Guy2: ? ........Guy1: knock knockGuy2: who's there?Guy1: chicken!Guy2: fuск you! 1 0 0
Bob:"Why did the chicken cross the road?" Joe:"To get to the idiот's house." Bob:"Knock knock." Joe:"Who's there?" Bob:"The chicken." 7 0 0
Knock-knock.Who is there?Stopwatch.Stopwatch who?Stopwatch you're doing and have a happy Valentines Day! 29 0 0
Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?"Her: "Yes."Me: "Will you remember me in a week?"Her: "Yes."Me: "Will you remember me in a month?"Her: "Yes."Me: "Will you remember me in a year?"Her: "Yes."Me: "Ok, I have a joke.Her: "Ok."Me: "Knock, knock." Her: "Who's there?" Me: "You didn't remember me." 70 3 0
My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She'd say "Knock knock."We'd say "Who's there?". Then she'd say "I can't remember" and start to cry. 32 0 0