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Men, if you have met your dream girl, materialize her.

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A woman is like a suitcase: both hard to carry and a pity to throw away.

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A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.

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What is the definition of "making love"? Something a woman does while a guy is sсrеwing her.

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Woman: Do you love me?
Man: Yes, dear.
Woman: Would you die for me?
Man: No... mine is an undying love.

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A man is running after a woman, just until she catches him.

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Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either.

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Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

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Sеx without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty dамn good.

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Love is blind, only marriage opens your eyes.

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If a woman is cold as a fish, a man has to be as patient as a fisherman.

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"What is love, at last?" asks the dentist.
And the cardiologist:
"Love is a toothache.. but inside the heart!"

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Girl:
"Will you love me after marriage, also?"
Boy:
"I think that'll depend on your husband."

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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.

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I think I married someone else's soulmate. I wish they'd come get him.

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If you love a woman, you shouldn't be ashamed to show her to your wife.

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Everything has to be related in a woman: if the mouth shuts, the legs open.

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"Johny, please, tell us, what do you do the whole day, so?"
"So, in the morning I cut the wood, sometimes with both hands, 5 minutes a day I play the guitar, to tell the truth. And in the afternoon I go to my garden to water the flowers. The lilies of the valleys and may-flowers I water most likely. Yes, they are really cute. Then I tear the leaflets to find out if the neighbor (her husband is not at home) loves me or not. The last time it came out that she loves me, fuск."

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What's a man's idea of a perfect date? A woman who answers the door stark nакеd holding a six pack.

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I'm in a long distance relationship. My girlfriend is in the future.

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