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Q: Why is a man's рее yellow and his sреrм white?
A: So he can tell if he's coming or going.

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Q: Why don't women have men's brains?
A: They don't have a реnis to put them in!

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Men Are Here Because...
Why did God create man?Because vibrators can't mow the lawn!

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This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along.
The guy asks, ''What are you carrying?''
''Melons,'' the blonde replies.
''Cool," the guy says. "If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?''
The blonde giggles and says, ''If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them.''

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A brunette is walking through the country when she finds a bottle. She rubs it, and a genie appears. The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much."
The woman says, "OK. Give me a nice house."
The genie replies, "You now have one nice house, and all the blondes in the world have two."
The woman says, "Give me a gorgeous man."
The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man while all the blondes have two."
The brunette says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."

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Q: What did the blonde say when she saw a box of Cheerios?
A: "Wow! Doughnut seeds!"

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Q: What goes stop, go, stop, go, stop, go?
A: A blonde at a flashing red light.

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Q: What's the difference between a fат person and a virgin?
A: A fат person is trying to diet, and a virgin is dying to try it.

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Geek Воотy Call... Math:
How about we add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply?

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Q: Why did Helen Keller маsтurвате with only one hand?
A: So she could moan with the other hand.

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Q: How did Helen Keller discover маsтurватiоn?
A: She tried to read her own lips.

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What does a guy say when he's going to маsтurвате?
"I'm gonna to go hit the sack!"

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Q: What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw?
A: Dead.

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How is a hurricane like a marriage?
At the beginning there's a lot of blowing and suскing, and when it's over your house is gone.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a man's heart?
A: Through his chest.

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A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'll grant you any wish you desire."
The man said, "Okay. I wish my ваlls could touch the ground."
So the crocodile bit his legs off.

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What is a man's idea of housework?
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

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There once was a man from Cass.
Whose ваlls were made out of brass.
When they tinkled together,
They played "Stormy Weather"
And lightning shot out of his аss.

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How many men does it take to mop a floor?
None. It's a woman's job.

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One day a group of husbands and wives went to a scientific program.
The doctor there was showing them brains from real peopleand telling how expensive it would be to buy one. He said it was five million dollars for a female brain and ten million dollars for a male brain. The men snickered, thinking they knew why. One of the women said, ''Well, why is that, sir?'' The doctor answered, "The men's brains cost more, for they have never been used."

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