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Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...
Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles of Viаgrа.The suspect is known to be a hardened criminal!

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Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A: I don't know, and neither does she.

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Q: Why did the blind blonde cross the road?
A: She was following her seeing-eye chicken.

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One day three men were walking along and came upon a raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but couldn't figure out how to cross it.
The first man prayed to God saying, Please God, give me the strength, courage and ability to cross this river.
Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours.
Seeing this, the second man prayed to God saying, Please God, give me the strength, courage, and ability to cross this river. Рооf! God gave him the skill to chop down a tree and fashion it into a rowboat; he was able to row across the river in about three hours.
The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two,so he also prayed to God saying, Please God, give me the strength, courage and ability to cross this river. Рооf! God turned him into a woman, and he walked across the bridge.

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One day two kids were wandering around near a stream.
One of the boys wandered off near a bush and the other wandered farther down stream. The boy who was wandering down stream started to get lonely, so he went to find his other friend. When he got to the bush were his friend was he saw a nакеd woman and ran away. The boy that was here for a long time got curios and ran after him and asked, "Why did you run away."
The other boy said, "My mom said that if I were to ever see a nакеd woman I would turn to stone. Then I felt something get very hard so I ran."

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Please help me! I've got a problem."
The doctor examines the man and finds a red ring around his реnis. The doctor gives him an ointment to rub on the problem area.
"It's all cleared up," the man reports when he returns. "What was that medication you gave me?"
"Lipstick remover."

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Three boys were sitting on some steps watching cars go by.
They see a Cadillac Escalade drive by and the first boy says, "I wish i could have that Cadillac. The second boy says, "I wish I could have that Lincoln Navigator behind it. The third boy says, "i wish my whole body was covered in curly hair because my sister has a small patch between her legs and that is how she got both of those cars.

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If a man says something in the woods, and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

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Q: What goes in hard and pink but comes out soft and mushy?
A: Bubblegum - and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Q: What has a hard dome and sticks out of a man's pajamas?
A: His head.

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Q: What's hairy on the outside, wet on inside, starts with a "c" and ends in a "t'?
A: A coconut - and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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A rich lady gives her butler the night off because she is going out on a date. When she arrives back home from the date she saw the butler was still home and sitting in the front room.
The rich lady approaches the butler and requests that he remove her dress, so the butler removes her dress. She then asks the butler to remove her вrа, which he does. She then asks him to remove her раnтiеs and he this this also.
The lady then tells the butler never to dress in her clothes again.

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Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves.
They had read that a birddog is a great and useful accessory in bird hunting, so they decided to go to the pet shop and buy one. They asked for a well-trained birddog, and got one. The two blondes immediately went to the woods to try it out. The dog didn't work. No matter how hard they tried, it just didn't follow their commands. They became really frustrated and one of the blondes said to her companion, Okay, we'll give him one more try. We'll throw him in the air one more time and if he doesn't fly, we're taking him back to the store!

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A man decided to spend the night with a рrоsтiтuте.
When it was over she told him to pay $500. He said he'd send it to her in an envelope marked ''Rent for Apartment.'' The next day, however, he regretted that he spent the night with her and sent only $250. When she wrote him a letter asking why he didn't pay full price, he wrote her a memo saying:
1. I thought the apartment had not been used before.
2. It did not have adequate heating.
3. It was too large to properly furnish.
A few days later the рrоsтiтuте sent him another letter saying:
1. You should have known the apartment had been rented previously.
2. The apartment did have adequate heating. You just didn't know how to turn it on.
3. The apartment was the perfect size. You just didn't have large enough furniture to fill it.

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Did you hear about the redneck who went to the hospital to have a mole removed from his d*ck?
He swore off sеx with them creatures forever.

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Man: You've brought religion into my life.
Woman: Really? How?
Man: Until I met you, I didn't believe in Неll.

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There was a blonde, two brunettes, and redhead in a 400 meter relay.
The starter said, On your mark, get set, go. The blonde ran all the way around and said, It was a 400 meter race, wasn't it?

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Two guys show up in Heaven at the same time. The first guy says he froze to death, and the second guy tells him that he died of a heart attack.
"How did that happen?" asks the first guy.
"Well, I came home and thought I heard my wife with another man. But when I searched the house, I couldn't find anybody. I was so stricken with remorse for wrongly accusing my wife of infidelity, I had a heart attack and died on the spot."
"Geez," says the first guy. "If you'd opened the fridge, we'd both be alive right now."

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These three married couples died and when they got to the pearly gates. St.Peter told the first husband, I can't let you in. You let alcohol run your life. You even married a girl named Sherry. Dejected, he turned and walked away.
The next married couple stepped up, and St.Peter told the husband, Can't let you in sir. While you were on earth, you allowed money to run your life. You even married a girl named Penny. The guy hung his head, turned and walked away.
The husband of the third couple waiting in line, overheard both conversations and said, Come on, Fаnny, he's not going to let us in either.

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Q: What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?
A: They go to town and вlоw a couple of bucks.

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