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DON'T HATE MONDAY. MAKE MONDAY HATE YOU.
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We're having the same thing this year for Thanksgiving dinner as last year: relatives.
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Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings...
One by one...
As each relative goes home.
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Teacher: Billy, name two pronouns.
Billy: Who, me? Teacher: Very good!
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Учителката вдига Иванчо и му казва: Заменки Jaimito y los dos pronombres Αντωνυμίες Οι αντωνυμίες - Иванчо, кажи ми две местоимения Учителката: La maestra: "Pierino, dimmi due pronomi!". Спрашивает учительница Вовочку: - Вовочка скажи пожалуйста 2 местоимения. - Кто, я? - Молодец Вовочка. - Jasiu podaj przykład dwóch zaimków osobowych. - Kto? Ja? - Wspaniale! Siadaj, szóstka! A ver Jaimito 2 pronombres. ¿Quién? ¿Yo? Muy bien, ¡Aprobado! I norsktimen på skolen pekte læreren på lille Eva og spurte: - Kan du si meg to pronomener? - Hvem? Jeg? - Flott. Du kan mer enn jeg trodde! Læreren: "Sig mig 2 personlige stedord." Eleven: "Hvem? Mig?" Læreren: Fuldstændig korrekt!" A certa altura da aula, a professora de português, ouve um zum-zum-zum no fundo da classe e dispara: — Joãozinho, me diga dois pronomes! — Quem? Eu? — diz ele, levantando-se. — Muito bem! Pode sentar! - Pepito, dime dos pronombres. - ¿Quién, yo?. - Muy bien. Äikän tunnilla opettaja kysyi: - Kalle, sano esimerkkejä pronomineista. -Kuka, minäkö! Kalle säikähti. - Aivan oikein, opettaja kiitteli A professora pede ao Joãozinho: — Joãozinho, fale 3 pronomes! — Quem? Eu? Por quê? E a professore responde: — Parabéns Joãozinho! Corretíssimo! A professora perguntou para o Joãozinho: — Diz aí dois pronomes. — Quem? Eu? — Está certo. Muito bem. Na escola é dia de prova oral. O professor pergunta a Mariazinha: — Me diga dois pronomes!! E Mariazinha responde: — Quem, eu?? E o professor diz: — Parabéns!! Læreren: – Si to pronomen. Gutten: – Hvem, jeg? Læreren: – Det er helt riktig. "Pepíčku, řekni dvě zájmena." "Kdo, já?" "Výborně, Pepíčku." La maîtresse à Rémi : - Rémi, donne moi deux pronoms. - Qui, moi? La maîtresse: - Très bien, Rémi!
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Three years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf... I haven’t heard from him since
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A Drunк climbs on a bar stool in a bar and screams, "All lawyers are sneaky thieves."
A man stands up and says, "Hey, I resent that remark."
The drunк shouts back, "Why, are you a lawyer?"
"No," says the man, "I'm a sneaky thief."
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I'm not saying I hate you, what I'm saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.
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One-Liner Jokes Monday jokes
What do you call a priest that’s also a lawyer?
A father in law.
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"I'm sorry, Bill," said the doctor, "there's simply nothing I can do for you. Your condition is hereditary."
"Oh," replied Bill, "in that case just send the bill to my parents."
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Look at the bright side... At least Mondays only happen once a week!
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows... You don't find Chuck Norris; he finds you.
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Jury(n): a collection of people banded together for the purpose of deciding who has hired the better lawyer.
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Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers?
No.
Good!
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Why did the doctor carry out blood tests on the secretarial candidates?
So that he could eliminate type-O's.
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I trained my dog to fetch me вееr... It may not sound too impressive, but he gets them from the neighbors fridge!
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Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?
They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas. "
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Преди да се срещнат с Чък Норис, the Black Eyed Peas бяха просто "The Peas. "
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Employer: "We need someone responsible for the job."
"Sir your search ends here! In my previous job whenever something went wrong,everybody said I was responsible."
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