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Did you know that when a woman wears leather dress, a man's hearth beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in his knees, an thinks irrationally.
Even wonder why?
It's because she smells like a new car!
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Много ме възбуждат жени с кожени дрехи. Pourquoi les hommes aiment les femmes qui portent des vêtements en cuir ? Parce qu'elles ont la même odeur que les voitures neuves. Dlaczego mężczyzn podniecają kobiety ubrane w skórę, lśniącą gumę i lateks? - Bo wyglądają i pachną wtedy jak nowiutkie samochodziki.
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Children:
You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
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A psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works:
If you spend $19.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.
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Психолог продава видео, с което да тестваш IQ-to на вашето куче. Ето как работи.
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What do a walrus and tupperware have in common?
They both like a tight seal!
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
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Víš, proč chce kuře přejít silnici? Ne? No, aby se dostalo na druhou stranu.
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Q: Where do you find a no-legged dog?
A: Right where you left him.
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Q: How did the bee hurt his back?
A: He fell off his honey.
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Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit card.
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What did the blonde call her pet zebra?
Spot
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Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
That's where you wash all your vegetables!
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You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?
A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out just in time to see a thief drive off in her car.
"Did you see their face?" her friends asked when she came back inside.
"No, but it's okay - I got the license plate number!"
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Why do blondes like sunroofs?
More legroom!
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Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
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What do you call a blond with half a brain? Блонкинка с половин мозък Was ist eine Blondine mit halbem Gehirn? Qu'est- ce qu'une blonde avec deux neurones ? - Une surdouée Hvad kalder man en blondine med en halv hjerne? – Heldig! Como se llama una rubia con medio cerebro ? Superdotada..... Miksi kutsutaan blondia, jolla on puolikkaat aivot? - Lahjakkaaksi! Que dit-on d'une blonde avec la moitié d'un cerveau ? - Qu'elle est douée ! Como chama a loira que tem meio cérebro? — Ssper dotada
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Who Let The Blondes Out?
How many blondes does it take to milk a соw?
Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the соw up and down.
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Say What Again?
Did you hear about the blonde who didn't catch the joke?
It went over her head!
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Why did the Blonde рее in the Grocery Store?
The sign said ''Wet Floor.''
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What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A brunette with bad breath.
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Q: How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
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Как може да накараш очите на една блондинка да засветят? Как можеш да видиш блясък в очите на блондинка? ¿Cómo se consigue que los ojos de un hombre brillen?. Metiéndoles una linterna por la oreja. Wie bringt Mann die Augen einer Blondiene zum leuchten? Mit einer Taschenlampe im ohr Comment peut-on faire briller les yeux d'une blonde? Il suffit d'allumer une lampe de poche dans une de ses oreilles. Hur får man en blondins ögon att blänka? - Man lyser med en ficklampa i hennes öra. Vet du hvordan du får øynene til ei blondine til å lyse opp? - Lys med ei lommelykt i øret hennes.. Hvordan får du glimtet frem i en blondines øjne? – Lyser med din lommelygte ind i hendes øre Hvordan får man en blondines øyne til å gnistre? – Lyser inn øret med en lommelykt. Cum poti face ca unei blonde sa-i straluceasca ochii? Ii bagi o lanterna in urechi P: Como o homem faz com que os olhos de uma loira brilhem? R: Acenda uma lanterna no ouvido dela. Miten blondin silmät saa loistamaan ? - Valaisee taskulampulla blondin korvaan. - Hogyan lehet elérni, hogy egy szőke nőnek csillogjanak a szemei? - Bele kell világítani a fülébe! Hur får man en blondin att tindra med ögonen? Man lyser en ficklampa i örat på henne! Jak spowodować by oczy blondynki zalśniły blaskiem? - Zaświecić latarką w ucho.
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According to chemistry ALCOHOL is a SOLUTION
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During self isolation..
Dogs: "Oh My god, you're here all day and this is the best as I can love you, see you, be with you and follow you! I am so excited because you are the greatest and I love you being here so much!

Cats: "What the hеll are you still doing here?"
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