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Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.

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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.

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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris

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Oscar Pistorius has now understood the enormity of his сriме and has learned after this terrible ordeal.
Next time he wants to кill a woman in South Africa, make sure she’s black.

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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.

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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.

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Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical composers.
Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room.
"Who do you want to play?" Spielberg asked Bruce Willis.
"I've always been a big fаn of Chopin," said Bruce.
"I'll play him."
"And you, Sylvester?" asked Spielberg.
"Mozart's the one for me!" said Sly.
"And what about you?" Spielberg asked Arnold Schwarzenegger.
"I'll be Bach," said Arnie.

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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.

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What is so good about Chuck Norris?
He is just some sтuрid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.

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Yo Mama's so fат, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.

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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every воnе in his body.

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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.

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Q:What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
A:Santa stops after three hos.

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Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian?
A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.

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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.

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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.

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I can see Jennifer Lawrence is trending on Twitter but I don’t know why.
I’ve had a quick look but i can’t find anything on her…

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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.

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There is man sitting in a bar who is really, really drunк.
When the bar closes he gets up to go home.
He stumbles and falls couple of times and finally manages to get out of the door.
As he gathers himself, he sees a nun passing by.
He stumbles over to her and starts punching her in the face.
The nun is shocked beyond belief, but before she could say anything, he leans over and punches her again.
This time the nun hits the pavement.
The drunк stumbles over to her, kicks her in the вuтт, picks her up and throws her against the wall.
By now the nun is very weak and can barely move.
He leans over her, grabbing her by the collar of her habit and says, "Not feeling too STRONG tonight, I thought you would be tougher Batman!"

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