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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it.
Chuck Norris hates to sweat.

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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.

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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.

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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.

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In 1986 the U. S. S. R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris.
The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.

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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.

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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is...
Chuck Norris owns a villa there.

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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.

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This is Pluto! Pluto used to be the ninth planet of the solar system until 2006 when scientists removed it from the list and declared it а dwarf planet. But Pluto continued orbiting the Sun as...

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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.

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Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.
For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk.
The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs.
For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk.
The dog was still able to walk with only two legs.
For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk.
However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg.
As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.

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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.

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Yo mama is so fат they thought her вuтт was a new planet.

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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon.
If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.

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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.

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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.

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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.

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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.

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A man walks into a chemist’s and says,
"Can I have a bar of soap, please?"
The chemist says,
"Do you want it scented?"
And the man says,
"No, I’ll take it with me now."

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