Sports Jokes - Page 24

Twenty teams in the league and you are in the last place?
Well, it could have been worse.
How?
There could have been more teams in the league!

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Sports Jokes

Michael was feeling ill at work, and left after lunch to go home. He walked into the house and found his wife Sandra in the arms of another man.
He started to yell at the interloper, “What right have you got to be in my bed with my wife?”
The man answered calmly, “You may as well know that I am in love with Sandra and I would like to marry her. I understand you’re a gambler. Why don’t you be a good sport and sit down and play a game of gin rummy with me? If I lose, I’ll never see her again; if you lose, you must agree to divorce her…. Okay?”
“Okay,” replied Michael, “but just to make it a little more interesting, why don’t we play for a dollar a point?”

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Fаn:
"I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨"
Athlete:
"It's for telling knock knock jokes."
Fan:
"And what's that gold medal for?"
Athlete:
"For stopping."

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Knock-knock jokes Sports Jokes

Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.

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The computer programmer to his son:
"Here, I brought you a new basketball."
Son:
"Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"

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Computer Jokes Sports Jokes Programmer Jokes

What is the noisiest game?
Squash – because you can’t play it without raising a racquet!

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Sports Jokes

Golfer:
"I'd move heaven & earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy:
"Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth."

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Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store.
He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman.
Jan was a pretty blonde, and as Oscar walked into the store, she happily greeted him.
But he requested to look around alone today before he needed her help.
She obliged and let him do his thing.
Five minutes later, Jan came running up to him yelling, “Oscar! Oscar! I just saw someone driving off with your new Mercedes!”
“Dear God! Did you try to stop him?”
“No,” she said, “I did better than that! I got the license plate number!”

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The Winter Olympics.
Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes Sports Jokes White people jokes

One day, the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game.
Smiling the Lord proclaimed,
"You don't have a chance; I have Ваве Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here".
"Yes", snickered the devil, "but I have all the umpires."

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Sports Jokes

The Golfer asked his Caddy, "Hey boy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?
Caddy replied, "The way you play, Sir, its a сriме any day of the week!"

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"Football is a game when 22 big, strong players run around like crazy for two hours while 50,000 people who really need the exercise sit in the stands and watch them."

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American Football Jokes Sports Jokes Soccer Jokes

Three men go on a skiing trip, but when they get to the HOTEL they find out that the hotel have mucked up their rooms and they have to share one big bed.
When they wake up the guy on the left says I had a well strange dream last night that I was getting a hand job, and then the guy on the right goes thats strange O had the same dream I was getting a hand job.
Then the guy in the middle goes well thats strange because I had a dream I was skiing!

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Why is there no mexican olympics?
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.

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Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road?
A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.

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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road Jokes Sports Jokes Fitness jokes

A couple of years ago the english national team was about to start training in preparation for an important qualifying match when the manager at the time, Sven-Goran Eriksson, discovered a big тurd in one of the penalty areas on the practice pitch.
Ok boys, he said, who's shiт on the ground?
Emile Heskey replied:
"Me coach, but I'm good in the air!"

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The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom...
I usually wear a yellow and green vest.

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Yo mamma so fат, when she plays paintball her teammates hide behind her.

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Q: Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
A: Because there are lots of fans.

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Three doctors are out geese-hunting. A gaggle flies over and the oncologist raises and then lowers his gun. "I better conduct an MRI first to determine if those were really geese." Some more geese fly by & the endocrinologist raises his gun and then lowers it. "I'll need some bloodwork to conduct an A1C and determine what those birds were first." Some more geese fly over. The trauma doc raises his shotgun and blows them out of the sky. "What were those things, anyway?" he asks.

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