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Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.

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PlayStation network was never hacked.
Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.

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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.

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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.

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Did you hear about the Andeluvian that wore out her DVD player re-winding them?

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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.

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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.

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Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.

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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.

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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.

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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.

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Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.

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What will my computer printer warranty cover?
Your mouse pad.

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What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets!

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A blonde goes into a kitchen store and says to an assistant "Can i buy that TV please?"
The assistant says "Sorry we don't serve blondes."
So the blonde goes out and gets her hair dyed and then comes back and says,
"Excuse me can i buy that TV please?" and the assistant says "No, because we still know who you are."
So the blonde goes out and gets plastic surgery.
She then comes back and says
"Excuse me, can I buy that TV please?" and the assistant says,
"No, because it's a microwave!"

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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.

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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.

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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1

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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.

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