Het is zaterdagavond en hele volksstammen aan kijkers zitten weer aan de buis gekluisterd. Dat is niet ongebruikelijk bij een optreden van het medium: het congrescentrum zit bomvol; de zaal had ook...
O casal de velhinhos estava ouvindo um programa religioso pelo rádio. Era um daqueles pastores que prometem curas milagrosas
Um casal de idosos estavam ouvindo a missa de domingo quando o padre falou: " Quem tiver alguma doença que coloque a mão em cima da televisão e sua doença será curada. O velho mais que depressa...
Възрастна двойка слуша неделна литургия по телевизията
O casal de velhinhos assiste ao programa de televisão de um famoso pregador milagreiro. — Agora
The preacher faces the camera, and announces, "My friends, I would like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program. Place one hand on top of your TV, and the other hand on the part of your body which ails you and I will heal you."
The old woman has been having terrible stomach problems, so she places one hand on the television, and her other hand on her stomach.
Meanwhile, her husband approaches the television, placing one hand on top of the TV and his other hand on his d*ck.
With a frown his wife says, "Ernest, he is talking about healing the sick, not raising the dead."