Woman Vs man and the war rages on...
A man and woman are getting all snuggly in bed . The passion is heating up . But then the lady stops and says , " I dont feel like it , I just want you to hold me . " The guy says " WHAT ? " The lady explains that he must be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman . Then he realises that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it . So the next day the man takes her shopping at a big department store . He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits . She cant decide . He tells his woman to take all three of them . Then they go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each , then they go to the Jewellery Department where she gets a set of diamond earrings . The lady is so excited . She thinks her guy has flipped out , but she does not care . She goes for the tennis bracelet . He says " you dont even play tennis , but OK if you like it then lets get it . " The woman is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on . She says " I am ready to go , lets go to the cash register. " The man stops and says , " No , I dont feel like buying all this stuff now ." The womans face goes blank. " No honey - I just wanted you to HOLD this stuff for a while ." The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to explode . The guy says , " You need to be in tune with my financial needs as a Man ... "
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