Blonde Jokes - Page 55

Q: How does a blonde кill a bird?
A: She throws it off a cliff.

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What do you call a smart blonde?
A Golden Retriever.

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Men vs Women Jokes Blonde Jokes

"Some plants," said the teacher, "have the prefix 'dog'. For instance, there is the dogrose, the dogwood, the dogviolet. Now name another plant prefixed by 'dog'."
"I can," shouted a blonde. "Collieflower!"

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Kids Jokes School Jokes Blonde Jokes

A blond was taking a shower and her husband called in and asked "did you find the new dry hair shampoo I picked up for you?" And the blond replied "yes but there's a problem I already got my hair wet"

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Blonde Jokes Marriage and Family Jokes

A blonde is on holiday and she wallks into an internet cafe to send an e-mail to her mum in America.
She doesn't know how to work the computers so she goes up to the guy on the desk and says:
"Excuse me could you help me send an e-mail to my mum?"
The guy says "Yeh, but it will cost ya"
And the blonde says "Sure i'll do anything for my mum"
The guy says:
"In that case follow me"
So she follows him into the back room and he pushes her down onto her knees, he unzips his trousers and pulls down his boxers and says:
"Well go on then you said you'd do anything!"
So she picks up his diск, holds it to her mouth and says:
"Hello.........mum are you there?"

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Jokes about Women Office and Work Jokes Technology Jokes Blonde Jokes USA Jokes Internet Jokes Phone jokes

What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet?
After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.

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Blonde Jokes Gross Jokes

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

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Blonde Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
You don't share a toothbrush with your friends.

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Blonde Jokes

How can you tell if a fax came from a blonde?
It has a stamp on it.
Why do blondes have "TGIF" on their shoes?
Toes go in first.
Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.
Did you hear about the two blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter."
What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
What is every blonde's ambition in life?
To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Medical and Doctor Jokes Blonde Jokes

"Excuse me, could you tell me the time?" asked the blonde of a man on the street corner. "Sure.... It's three fifteen,"he replied with a smile. "Thanks," she said, a puzzled look crossing her face."You know, it's the weirdest thing-I've been asking that question all day long, and each time I get a different answer."

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Blonde Jokes

Q) How do you know when a blonde has been using a computer? A) Theres cheese by the mouse and tip-ex on the screen!

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been traveling so long that he felt the need to have sеx. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel.
He tried to position himself to have sеx with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sеx again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again.
Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it. He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said,
"If you fix our car we will do anything you want."
The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
When he finished are three girls asked,
"How could we ever repay you Mr."
After thinking for a short while he replied, "Could you hold my camel?"

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Blonde Jokes

Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?

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Blonde Jokes One-Liner Jokes

'"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde.
"No," said the brunette.
"Okay," said the blonde. "You start."

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Blonde Jokes Knock-knock jokes Stupid Jokes

A group of blondes was going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer.
A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though.
One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day, I am going to dial 911 and call the cops!"

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Aviation Jokes Blonde Jokes Police Officer Jokes Travel and Tourist Jokes Pilot Jokes

Why did the blonde roast a chicken for three and a half days?
The instructions said ‘cook it for half an hour per pound’, and she weighed 125.

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Blonde Jokes

I'm a blonde!
I'm a blonde, yay!
B-l-o...?
I'm a blonde, yay!

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Blonde Jokes

What’s the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.

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Blonde Jokes

Q. Why was the blonde in the tree?
A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

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Blonde Jokes

What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes?
The back of her head.

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Blonde Jokes