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A married man and his secretary were having a torrid affair. One afternoon they couldn't contain their passion, so they rushed over to her place where they spent the afternoon making passionate love. When they were finished, they fell asleep, not waking until 8 o'clock that night.They got dressed quickly. Then the man asked his secretary to take his shoes outside and rub them on the lawn. Bewildered, she did as he asked, thinking him pretty weird.The man finally got home and his wife met him at the door. Upset, she asked where he'd been. The man replied, "I can not tell a lie. My secretary and I are having an affair. Today we left work early, went to her place, spent the afternoon making love, and then fell asleep. That's why I'm late."The wife looked at him, took notice of his shoes, and yelled, "I can see those are grass stains on your shoes. YOU LIAR! You've been playing golf again, haven't you?"
Женен мъж веднъж преспал със секретарката си. A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they fell asleep and awoke... Ein verheirateter Mann hatte eine Affäre mit seiner Sekretärin. Eines Tages waren sie bei ihr zu Hause und liebten sich den ganzen Nachmittag. O executivo ficou trabalhando até mais tarde e sua secretária, tadinha, teve que ficar também. Terminados os afazeres, já eram dez da noite e o mínimo que ele poderia fazer era oferecer uma carona... En gift man hade ett förhållande med sin sekreterare. En dag blir lusten för stor för dem och de for hem till henne villa där de hade vild älskog hela eftermiddagen. Utpumpade efter timmar med vild... En gift man hade en affär med sin sekreterare. En dag åkte de till hennes hus och hade sex hela kvällen. Utmattade somnade de och vaknade klockan åtta nästa morgon. Mannen klädde sig snabbt och bad... Een zakenman heeft een avontuurtje met z'n secretaresse in een hotel kamer. Na een vrij wilde middag valt de man in slaap en wordt vervolgens om 20.30 uur wakker. Geschrokken springt hij uit bed en... A married man and his secretary are having an affair. They decide to leave the office early one day and go to the secretary's apartment for an afternoon of lovemaking. They fall asleep and don't... Een getrouwde man heeft een verhouding met zijn secretaresse. Op een dag konden ze geen weerstand meer bieden aan hun verlangens en ze reden naar haar huis en bedreven de hele middag...
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Кои са трите думи, които една жена не иска да чуе докато прави секс? Las peores dos palabras Welche Worte hassen Frauen, wenn sie gerade tollen Sex haben? – „Liebling, ich bin zuhause.“ Vad hatar män att få höra när de har sex? - älskling, jag är hemma nu Hvilke ord hader en kvinde at høre, når hun dyrker vild og dejlig sex? – Hej skat. Så er jeg hjemme - Hvad er det for fem ord , du ikke ønsker at høre mens du elsker? - Hej skat, jeg er hjemme... - Mi az a két szó, amit nem akarsz hallani szeretkezés közben? - ??? - Drágám, hazajöttem!
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I was happy.
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!
Един младеж имал приятелка, за която щял да се жени. Няколко дни преди сватбата му се обадила 20-годишната сестра на бъдещата му съпруга и го помолила да отиде до тях за да и помогне с нещо свързано със сватбата. Колко бях щастлив! - В неделя се женя! И като мой най- добър приятел те каня за кум! - Приемам с удоволствие! Ха - честито! - Честито,ама за малко работата да се развали... - Как така?. . Разправяй! - Ами,годеницата... Кондоми We are already 2 years together with my girlfriend and decided to get married. My parents helped as much as they could and all my my friends said it’s a really good idea! Yo estaba muy feliz. Mi novia y yo habíamos andado por más de un año, y decidimos casarnos. Mis padres nos ayudaron en toda forma posible, mis amigos me apoyaban, y mi novia era un sueño. Solo... Meine Freundin und ich planen, zu heiraten. Meine Freundin ist eine Traumfrau. Da ist aber etwas, das mich beunruhigt: Ihre jüngere Schwester. Sie ist 20 Jahre alt, trägt Minis und weit... Un belle mère très belle et très sexy est assise dans son salon avec le fiancé de sa fille; elle lui dit: - Je sais que tu me trouve attirante et moi j'ai envie de toi, je te donne 5 min pour me... J'étais heureux. Ma petite amie et moi sortions ensemble depuis plus d'une année, et ainsi nous avons décidé de nous marier. Mes parents nous ont aidés de tous les côtés, mes amis nous ont... Η απόφαση του άντρα Aneddoto di un... fedele? Io ero molto felice. La mia fidanzata ed io eravamo insieme da più di un anno per ciò decidiamo di sposarci. I Miei genitori ci aiutarono in tutti i modi possibili, i miei... Faltavam poucos dias para o casamento de Adolfo. A mãe da moça, uma quarentona escultural, estilo Luiza Brunet, lhe disse, no sofá da sala: — Adolfo, quero que você saiba que eu sempre te achei um homem atraente e ... bem ... estou sem graça de falar ... — Pode falar, dona Sônia! Fique à vontade!... Byłem szczęśliwy. Byłem tak szczęśliwy jak tylko mógłbym to sobie wyobrazić. Z moją dziewczyną spotykałem się ponad rok i w końcu zdecydowaliśmy się wziąć ślub. Moi rodzice byli naprawdę zachwyceni... Min underbara flickvän och jag hade varit tillsammans i över ett år och vi beslöt oss för att gifta oss. Det var bara en liten grej som störde mig. Det var hennes vackra lillasyster. Hon var 22, bar tajta shorts och var ofta utan BH. Hon böjde sig... Een jaar na onze verloving staat volgende maand ons huwelijk op het programma. Mijn toekomstige schoonmoeder is, behalve een zeer aantrekkelijke vrouw, een lekker stuk, een organisatorisch genie.... Mijn knappe vriendin en ik waren al meer dan een jaar met elkaar en we besloten het erop te wagen. De huwelijksdatum werd vastgelegd maar er was één ding dat mij parten bleef spelen: haar... Min kommende svigerinde Jeg var meget glad. Jeg havde været sammen med min veninde i over et år, så vi besluttede os for at blive gift. Mine forældre hjalp os på alle måder, og mine venner... Olin onnekas. Minä ja tyttöystäväni olimme seurustelleet jo yli vuoden joten päätimme mennä naimisiin. Vanhempani auttoivat kaikilla tavoilla ja ystäväni tukivat minua ja tyttöystäväni, hän oli... Boldog voltam. Már idestova egy éve járok ezzel a lánnyal és így elhatároztuk, hogy megházasodunk. Szüleim mindenben segítettek, a barátok bátorítottak. És a barátnőm? Ő egy álom. Csak egy dolog... Eram o persoana foarte fericita. Aveam o minunata prietena cu care ma intalneam de mai bine de 1 an, asa ca ne-am decis sa ne casatorim. Exista o singura chestiune care ma deranja. Frumoasa ei sora... Es biju laimīgs. Satikos ar savu draudzeni vairāk nekā gadu, un tā mēs nolēmām apprecēties. Mani vecāki mani atbalstīja, mani draugi iedrošināja, un mana draudzene? Viņa bija sapnis! Bija tikai...
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A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. Just then, his wife sleepily sat up and said, "Mike, dearest, would you go down to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some aspirin? I've got a splitting headache."
"Certainly, honey," he said, and feeling his way across the dark room, he got dressed and walked over to the drug store.
As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say," said the druggist, "I know you - aren't you a policeman? Officer Fenwick, right?"
"Yeah, so?" said the officer.
"Well what the heck are you doing all dressed like the Fire Chief?"
Полицай се прибира късно от работа, съблича си униформата в тъмното да не събуди жена си и си ляга в леглото. Жена му с отпаднал глас го моли да отиде в аптеката да й купи аспирин за ужасното и... Un policía llega tarde de la noche a su casa después de haber cumplido un extenuante turno de vigilancia por más de 18 horas. Para no despertar a su mujer, se desviste, trata de acostarse, pero la... Erwin, von Beruf Polizist, kommt früher nach Hause. Polizist Huber kommt früh von der Nachtschicht nach Hause. Seine Frau liegt im Bett und scheint zu schlafen. Huber zieht sich im Dunkeln aus. "Schatz", sagt da seine Frau, "ich habe fürchterlichen Durst, hol mir bitte eine Cola von der Tankstelle, ja?" Huber zieht sich die Uniform wieder an und... Un poliziotto rientra tardi a casa, si leva la divisa e, al buio, si infila nel letto. Oficer policji wrócił do domu późno w w nocy i nie chcąc budzić żony rozebrał się po ciemku, po czym chciał wejść do łóżka, kiedy jego żona zaspanym głosem mówi: - Mike, kochanie, strasznie boli... Landbetjenten kom sent hjem, tog sin uniform af i mørke og stilhed og prøvede at snige sig i seng uden at vække konen. Men hun satte sig straks op i sengen og sagde: - Skat, jeg har en dundrende... A rendőr éjszaka korábban érkezik haza a szolgálatból. Mivel nem akarja felébreszteni a feleségét, ezért a sötétben levetkőzik, odaoson az ágyhoz. A felesége megszólal: - Jaj, drágám, úgy fáj a...
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QUEEN OFFERS TO RESTORE BRITISH RULE OVER UNITED STATES
In an unexpected televised address on Saturday, Queen Elizabeth II offered to restore British rule over the United States of America. Addressing the American people from her office in Buckingham Palace, the Queen said that she was making the offer “in recognition of the desperate situation you now find yourselves in.”“This two-hundred-and-forty-year experiment in self-rule began with the best of intentions, but I think we can all agree that it didn’t end well,” she said. The Queen urged Americans to write in her name on Election Day, after which the transition to British rule could begin “with a minimum of bother.”Elizabeth acknowledged that, in the wake of Brexit, Americans might justifiably be alarmed about being governed by the British parliamentary system, but she reassured them, “Parliament would play no role in this deal. This would be an old-school monarchy. Just me, and then, assuming you’d rather not have Charles, we could go straight to William and those children of his who have mesmerized you so.”Using the closing moments of her speech to tout her credentials, the Queen made it clear that she has never used e-mail and has only had sеx with one person “very occasionally.”Just in - The Above is Fake News - Following is the actual full text
In the light of your failure to govern yourselves with dignity, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchial duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Theresa May, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) has appointed former PM Tony Blair as minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:1. You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up 'aluminium'. Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour', skipping the letter 'U' is nothing more than laziness on your part. Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters. You will end your love affair with the letter 'Z' (pronounced 'zed' not 'zee') and the suffix 'ize' will be replaced by the suffix 'ise'. You will learn that the suffix 'burgh is pronounced 'burra' e.g. Edinburgh. You are welcome to respell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you can't cope with correct pronunciation. Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up 'vocabulary'. Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as 'like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up 'interspersed'. There will be no more 'bleeps' in the Jerry Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope with bad language then you shouldn't have chat shows. When you learn to develop your vocabulary then you won't have to use bad language as often.2. There is no such thing as 'US English'. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of '-ize'.3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It really isn't that hard. English accents are not limited to Cockney, upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier). You will also have to learn how to understand regional accents - Scottish dramas such as 'Taggart' will no longer be broadcast with subtitles. While we're talking about regions, you must learn that there is no such place as Devonshire in England. The name of the county is 'Devon'. If you persist in calling it Devonshire, all American States will become 'shires' e.g. Texasshire, Floridashire, Louisianashire.4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys. Hollywood will be required to cast English actors to play English characters. British sit-coms such as 'Men Behaving Badly' or 'Red Dwarf' will not be re-cast and watered down for a wishy-washy American audience who can't cope with the humour of occasional political incorrectness.5. You should relearn your original national anthem, 'God Save The Queen', but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get confused and give up half way through.6. You should stop playing American 'football'. There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American 'football' is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays 'American' football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American 'football', but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US rugby sevens side by 2018. You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game called 'rounders' which is baseball without fancy team sтriр, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs.7. You should declare war on Quebec and France, using nuclear weapons if they give you any меrdе. The 97.85% of you who were not aware that there is a world outside your borders should count yourselves lucky. The Russians have never been the bad guys. 'Меrdе' is French for 'Shiт'. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because we don't believe you are sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you will require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 8th will be a new national holiday, but only in England. It will be called 'Indecisive Day'.9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are сrар and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts. You will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.10. You will learn to make real сhiрs. Those things you call French fries are not real сhiрs. Fries aren't even French, they are Belgian though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Those things you insist on calling potato сhiрs are properly called 'crisps'. Real сhiрs are thick cut and fried in animal fат. The traditional accompaniment to сhiрs is вееr which should be served warm and flat. Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.11. As a sign of penance 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself.12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling вееr is not actually вееr at all, it is lager. From November 1st only proper British Bitter will be referred to as 'вееr', and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as 'Lager'. The substances formerly known as 'American Вееr' will henceforth be referred to as 'Near-Frozen Knat's Urinе', with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as 'Weak Near-Frozen Knat's Urinе'. This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen, Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.13. From November 1st the UK will harmonise petrol (or 'Gasoline' as you will be permitted to keep calling it until July 10 2017) prices with the former USA. The UK will harmonise its prices to those of the former USA and the Former USA will, in return, adopt UK petrol prices (- get used to it).14. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you’re not grown up enough to handle a gun.15. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).Thank you for your cooperation.
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During the last Yom Kippur High Holiday, many individuals expressed concern over the seating arrangements in the synagogue. In order for us to place you in a seat which will best suit you, we ask you to complete the following questionnaire and return it to the synagogue office as soon as possible. I would prefer to sit in the... (Check one.
- _ Talking section.
- _ No talking sectionIf talking, which category do you prefer?
(Indicate order of interest.
- _ Stock market.
- _ Sports.
- _ Medicine.
- _ General gossip.
- _ Specific gossip (choose from below.
- _ The rabbi.
- _ The cantor.
- _ The cantor's voice.
- _ The cantor's significant other.
- _ The rabbi�s significant other.
- _ Fashion news.
- _ What others are wearing.
- _ Why they look awful.
- _ My neighbors.
- _ My relatives.
- _ My neighbors' relatives.
- _ Presidential Election, results from.
- _ Who is cheating on/having an affair with whom.
- _ My children/grandchildren.
- _ Other:_______________________________Which of the following would you like to be near for free professional advice?
- Doctor.
- Dentist.
- Nutritionist.
- Psychiatrist.
- Child psychiatrist.
- Podiatrist.
- Chiropractor.
- Stockbroker.
- Accountant.
- Lawyer, General Practice.
- Criminal Lawyer.
- Civil Lawyer.
- Real estate agent.
- Architect.
- Plumber.
- Buyer (Specify store:_____________ )
- Sexologist  (??)
- Golf pro [tentative; we're still trying to find a Jewish One]
- Other:____________________________I want a seat located (Indicate order of priority.
- On the aisle.
- Near the exit.
- Near the window.
- In Aruba.
- Near the bathroom.
- Near my in-laws.
- As far away from my in-laws as possible.
- As far away from my ex-in-laws as possible.
- Near the pulpit.
- Near single men.
- Near available women.
- Where no one on the bimah can see/hear me talking during services.
- Where no one will notice me sleeping during services.
- Where I can sleep during the rabbi's sermon [additional charge]
- Where I can text from my iPhone (SHHHH)(Orthodox only.) I would like a seat where:
- I can see my spouse over the mechitza.
- I cannot see my spouse over the mechitza.
- I can see my friend's spouse over the mechitza.
- My spouse cannot see me looking at my friend's spouse over the mechitzaPlease do not place me anywhere near the following people:
(Limit of six; if you require more space, you may wish to consider joining another congregation.)
- _______________________
- _______________________
- _______________________
- _______________________
- _______________________
- _______________________Your name:_________________________________
Building fund pledge (acknowledging and in grateful appreciation for
This change): $________________________
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Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good…!!! I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hеll. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want sеx anymore or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone. Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Dear Ex-Husband: Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you got a hair cut last week, the first thing that came to mind was “You look just like a girl!” but my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say anything nice. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I turned away from you when you had those new silk boxers on because the price tag was still on them. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your silk boxers were $49.99… After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care. Signed: Rich As Неll and Freeeeeeeeeeee!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carla, my sister, was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem
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During work Mike and John are chatting...
Mike:
"I've been taking night courses for five months now, and I have an exam next week."
John:
"Oh!"
Mike:
"For example, do you know who Graham Веll is?"
John:
"No."
Mike:
"He is the inventor of the phone in 1876. If you take night courses you would know this."
The next day the same discussion took place:
Mike:
"Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?"
John:
"No."
Mike:
"He is the author of "The 3 Musketeers". If you took night courses you would know this."
The next day, once again:
Mike:
"And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?"
John:
"No."
Mike:
"He's the author of "Confessions", if you took night courses you would know this."
Now this time John got irritated and said, "And do you know who Steven Turner is?"
Mike:
"No."
John:
"He is the guy sleeping with your wife! If you stopped night duties you would know this!"
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A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing.
Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator."
Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn’t wear because they were out of style.
She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn’t suit you.
Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don’t fit into anymore.
Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, "Is there anything else that your wife doesn’t use anymore?"
"And so, here we are!"
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