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A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there.
He asks the lady, "Do you have a Vаginа?"
She slams the door in disgust.
The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same man and he asks the same question to the woman, "Do you have a Vаginа?"
She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband gets home she tell him what has happened for the last two days.
The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, "Honey, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase this guy shows up again."
The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door.
The husband whisperes to the wife, "Honey, im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the
question because I want to a see where he's going with this."
She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, "Do you have a Vаginа?"
"Yes I do." says the lady.
The man replies, "Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours!"
Един шофьор на камион, преди всяка командировка отива в бакалията: Камионџијата и продавачката Eines mittags Klingelt es an der Tür Frau Meier öffnet. Vor der Tür steht ein Mann und fragt "Haben Sie ein Geschlechtsorgan?" Entsetzt schlägt Frau Meier ihm die Tür vor der Nase zu Abends erzählt... Une dame est en train de préparer le repas pour midi. Un gars sonne à la porte, elle va ouvrir : - Bonjour, madame, avez-vous un vagin ? Choquée, la femme lui claque la porte au nez. Le lendemain,... kadın çalan kapıyı açmış, gayet kibar kılıklı bir adam.. "affedersiniz hanımefendi" demiş, "sizin vajinanız var mı?.." kapıyı anında çarpmış kadın, adamın yüzüne.. iki gün sonra gene çalınmış... Uma mulher escuta a campainha da sua casa tocar, ao abrir a porta dá de cara com um homem que lhe pergunta: — A senhora tem vagina? Assustada e indignada ela bate-lhe a porta na cara. Na manhã... En kvinne er hjemme når hun hører noen banke på døra hennes. Hun går til døra, åpner den, og ser en mann som står der. Han spør damen: «Har du en vagina?» Hun smeller døra igjen i avsky. Neste...
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A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."
"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.
"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"
"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."
He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"
"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."
"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."
"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me!"
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There was three people approaching the gates of heaven But there was only one place left. The gate keeper asked the first man what happened to him because the one with the worst death would go inn.
The first man said:
"Well imagine that I expected my wife was having an affair, so I got home early to surprise her. I found her in the bathroom with a towel round her so I knew she wasn't having a shower so I search the apartment and found 10 fingers hanging from the window sill. So I started bashing away at them. When he fell god must have loved him, because he lived. So I threw a refrigerator at him. After all the excitement I died of a heart attack."
That's horrific said the gate keeper, he asked the second man how he died and he said.
"Well imagine this I was riding one of those stationary bike on the top of our apartment building but it went wrong I feel down and grabbed some ones window sill. Then some idiот started bashing ar my fingers then I fell but god must have loved me because i lived then -SHANNOOOWWWW- a refrigerator plunged down at me"
That is to horrific.
He asked the third man how he died and he said.
"Well imagine that I was nакеd in a refrigerator..."
Трима тежко ранени мъже отишли в болница и започват един по един да обясняват защо са в такова състояние: Трима ранени, лежат в болница и разказват един на друг, кой как е пострадал. Трима се срещат в рая и си разказват как са умрели. Първият:- Аз се прибирам вкъщи и гледам жена си гола в леглото. Веднага почвам да търся любовника. Встречаются два мужика на том свете: Ein Mann kommt von der Dienstreise vorzeitig zurück. Ο πιο σκληρός θάνατος Sinte-Pieter, iedereen kent hem wel, de bewaker van de hemelpoort, is tot de conclusie gekomen dat hij eigenlijk een heel saai leventje heeft. Hij mag enkel in beslissen of mensen in de hemel... Komt een man boven bij de poort van de hemel. Petrus en Jezus staan op wacht en zeggen tegen de man: ”Het is momenteel een beetje druk binnen, dus we hebben vandaag de nieuwe regel ingevoerd en dat... Hvordan jeg kom i himlen En dag står 3 mænd på række ude foran Skt. Peters port. Det har været en travl dag, så Skt. Peter er blevet bedt om kun at lukke folk ind, der har lidt en særlig grusom...
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Една жена имала шкаф, който държала винаги заключен и не позволявала на никого да го отваря. Золотая свадьба. Муж спрашивает у жены: Une vieille femme est proche de la mort, son mari est à ses cotés pour l’accompagner dans ses derniers instants : La femme demande à son mari : - File dans le grenier, au fond à droite, tu... Το κουτί O casal já estava casado há um tempão e durante todo o tempo a mulher manteve uma caixinha escondida do marido. No dia que eles completaram cinqüenta anos de casado, o marido finalmente conseguiu convencer a mulher a abrir a caixa. Para sua surpresa, havia 50 mil dólares e três grãos de milho. —... Depois de 5 anos juntos, a esposa encontra em cima do guarda-roupa R$7.500,00 e 4 ovos, vai correndo perguntar ao marido o que significava aquilo e ele diz: - Durante 5 anos juntos, cada vez que... Rabin i jego żona sprzątają w mieszkaniu. Rabin natrafił na jakieś dziwne pudełko, ale żona zabroniła mu tam zaglądać. Kiedy nie było jej w domu, rabin otworzył pudełko i ku swojemu zdziwieniu... Mannen hittar en liten påse med tre torra ärtor och 50 kronor i fruns gömmor. - Vad är det här? frågar han. - Varje gång jag har bedragit dig har jag lagt en torr ärta i påsen, säger hon. - Tre...
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A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine.
While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more вееr and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.
"Oh my, god, my wife is going to кill me!" he exclaimed.
"Quick give me some talcum powder!"
She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious.
"Where the hеll have you been!"
He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her."
"Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands."Dамn liar, you were out bowling again!"
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Charlie was responsible for taking up the offerings at a local church.
One Sunday, after the service, the priest counted the money and found there was less than anticipated, given the size of the congregation. He took Charlie aside and questioned him.
Charlie said that he did not take any of the offerings.
The priest questioned him again and again and Charlie continued to insist that he did not take any of the offerings.
So, the priest told Charlie to get into the confessional, which he did.
The priest then asked him again, "Charlie, did you take any of the offering?"
This time, Charlie replied, "I can’t hear you."
The priest asked Charlie the same question several times and Charlie would always reply, "I can’t hear you."
Finally, the priest yelled, "Charlie, did you take any of the offering?"
Again, the reply was, "I can’t hear you."
The priest was now beginning to get angry, so he came out of the confessional and said to Charlie, "Trade places with me and you can ask me a question."
So, they traded places and Charlie asked, "Is it true that you and my wife are having an affair?"
To which the priest replied, "By golly, you’re right, you can’t hear in here!"
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In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, "Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests."
Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it.
"Well, said Mr. Johnson, I was looking over your test and the question was,
'Who was our first president?', and the little girl that sits next to you, Mary, put 'George Washington,' and so did you."
"So, everyone knows that he was the first president."
"Well, just wait a minute," said Mr. Johnson.
"The next question was, 'Who freed the slaves?'
Mary put Abraham Lincoln and so did you."
"Well, I read the history book last night and I remembered that," said Johnny.
"Wait, wait," said Mr. Johnson.
"The next question was, 'Who was president during the Louisiana Purchase?'
Mary put 'I don't know,' and you put, 'Me neither'."
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A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.
"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.
He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back.
I'll take care of expenses."
Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.
Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."
The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you."
Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart
attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER.
The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife.
He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.
So the wife picked up the card and read, "'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.'"
Лекар и сестра били любовници. Шпагети A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or... Un abogado mantiene un romance con su secretaria. Al poco tiempo ésta queda embarazada y el abogado, que no quiere que su esposa se entere, le da a una buena suma de dinero y le pide que vaya a... Un médecin a une aventure extra-conjugale avec son infirmière. Elle lui annonce un matin qu’elle est enceinte. Comme le médecin ne veut pas que son épouse ait le moindre doute, il remet à... Un homme met accidentellement sa maîtresse enceinte. Pour ne pas que sa femme soit au courant, il propose à la future maman: - Tu vas aller en Italie pendant 9 mois. Et lorsque le bébé viendra au... The doctor Un avvocato ha una relazione clandestina con la sua segretaria. Quando la donna rimane incinta, per non essere scoperto dalla moglie, le suggerisce di farsi un lungo viaggio, da lui spesato. La donna allora chiede: "E come faccio a dirti quando è nato il bambino?" "Mandami una cartolina con... O homem estava tendo um caso com a secretária. Após um tempo, ela lhe disse que estava grávida. Não querendo que sua mulher soubesse, deu dinheiro à secretária, mandou que ela fosse para a Itália e... O sujeito engravidou a secretária e para esconder o caso, deu-lhe uma boa soma em dinheiro e mandou-a para Itália, onde ela poderia ter o bebê tranquilamente e ninguém ficaria sabendo de nada.... En betydelsefull man i Sveriges riksdag hade under många år en kärleksaffär med en italiensk kvinna. Under en av deras hemliga möten avslöjade hon att hon blivit gravid. För att inte förstöra sitt... Een dokter heeft een slippertje met zijn verpleegster. Op een goede (of slechte) ochtend meldt zij hem dat ze zwanger is. Aangezien de dokter niet wil dat zijn vrouw maar de minste onraad ruikt,... Op een dag, ongeveer negen maanden later, trof de man zijn vrouw in een verwarde toestand aan. "Schat," zei ze, "je hebt een heel vreemd kaartje ontvangen." "Oh, geef het maar aan mij wellicht snap... Egy doktornak viszonya van az ápolónőjével, aki teherbe esik tőle. Mivel nem akarja, hogy a felesége is tudomást szerezzen a gyerekről, kitömi egy kis pénzzel az ápolónőt és megkéri, hogy menjen el... Un barbat, satul de greutatile din Romania, pleaca in Italia la munca, asa cum se intampla din ce in ce mai des in ultima vreme. Acolo se incurca cu o italianca si o lasa insarcinata. Pentru ca...
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— Убили сте жена си, а не любовника! Защо? Durante un juicio el juez le pregunta al acusado: - ¿Entonces usted me dice que llegó a su casa antes de lo habitual y encontró a su esposa en la cama con otro hombre? - ¡Correcto, señor juez! -... "Angeklagter, warum haben Sie ihre Frau und nicht ihren Liebhaber erschossen?", fragte der Richter. "Weil es einfacher ist, eine Frau umzubringen als jeden Tag einen anderen Mann!" No meio de um julgamento: — O senhor confirma — diz o juiz, — que chegou a casa mais cedo naquele dia e que encontrou a sua mulher na cama com outro homem? — Correto, meritíssimo — diz o réu, de... - Czy oskarżony moze wytłumaczyć dlaczego zabił żonę a nie jej kochanka? - Wysoki sądzie, doszedłem do wniosku, że lepiej zabić jedną kobietę, niż co tydzień kolejnego mężczyznę.
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Влиза мъж при лекаря: Two Weeks to Live Why are seniors encouraged to take healing mud baths? An elderly man goes into his doctor’s office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says: "I'm sorry, Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition that only allows you... Behandlung mit Moorbädern Moorbäder "Herr Doktor, können sie mir helfen?" Un homme vient de passer des examens de santé à l’hôpital. Un gars chez le médecin : Deux gars bourrés discutent dans un bar. L'un d'eux dit : Pourquoi fait-on prendre des bains de boue aux vieux ? - Pour qu'ils s'habituent à la terre! Pourquoi les vieux font-ils des bains de boue? Pour s'habituer à la terre... Σπάνια αρρώστια.. — Лікарю! Може, мені уколи які? — Ні, не допоможе... — А може, пігулки або пілюлі?! — Теж не допоможе... — А може, ванни? — Точно! Грязьові ванни! Заразом і до землі звикнете! Przychodzi baba do lekarza, ten ją zbadał i mówi: - Ma pani raka! - O Boże! To co mam robić? Co mi pan zaleca? - Niech pani robi okłady z błota. - A to pomoże? - Nie, ale przyzwyczai się pani do ziemi. Przychodzi baba do lekarza. Po badaniu lekarz mówi: - Ma Pani raka! Baba na to: - Niech Pan coś zaradzi doktorze... - Niech Pani spróbuje robić okłady z błota. - Z błota? Dziwi się baba. Myśli Pan... Komt een man bij de dokter, en het gaat erg slecht met hem. De dokter geeft De man als advies om veel modderbaden te nemen, waarop de maan vraagt: "Ja Maar dokter, helpt dat?" De dokter antwoord:... Mudderbad. Er det alvorligt, doktor? Ja, det er sandsynligvis dødeligt. Hvad skal jeg så gøre? Prøv at tage nogle mudderbade. Er der en chance for, det hjælper? Nej, men De bliver vant til at... Orvosnál. - Mit ajánl doktor úr? - Sárpakolást. - Miért, az használ? - Nem, de legalább szokja a földet.
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Двама умрели се срещнали в рая и единият попитал: Съдията: - Професия? - Акробат господине - Разсилни, затворете прозорците Estaban dos hombres en el cielo y uno le pregunta al otro: - ¿Y vos de qué moriste? - Congelado, ¿Y tú? - De la risa. - ¿Cómo que de la risa? - Sí, es que yo pensaba que mi esposa me estaba... Drei Männer stehen bei Petrus an der Himmelspforte. Der fragt sie, woran sie gestorben seien. Der Erste schildert: Aux portes du paradis, un nouvel arrivant commence son récit: Στον παράδεισο.. Στον παράδεισο Un tizio muore e va in Paradiso. Duas mortas conversam: — Morri congelada. — Ai que horror! — Deve ter sido horrível! — Como é morrer congelada? — Bom, no começo é muito ruim: primeiro são os arrepios, depois as dores nos dedos das mãos e dos pés, tudo congelando... Mas, depois veio um sono muito forte e eu perdi a consciência.... W drodze do nieba spotykają się dusze dwóch facetów i zaczynają rozmowę: - Ja zmarłem przez zimno. No wiesz niska temperatura, organizm nie wytrzymał. - Ja zmarłem ze zdziwienia. - Jak to ze... Sędzia pyta: - Zawód oskarżonego? - Akrobata, Wysoki Sądzie. - Woźny, proszę pozamykać okna! Sędzia pyta oskarżonego: - Pański zawód? - Akrobata. Sędzia szepcze coś do siedzącego obok drugiego sędziego i po chwili woła: - Woźny! Proszę pozamykać wszystkie okna! Twee domme blondjes komen elkaar tegen in de hemel. Hoe ben jij gestorven? vraagt de ene Ik ben doodgevroren. Amai, dat is verschrikkelijk. Hoe voelt dat aan, doodvriezen? Eerst heb je geen gevoel... Død af kulde To mænd mødes i himlen, og den ene siger: - Jeg døde af kulde, hvad døde du af? - Lettelse. - Hvordan det? - Jo, jeg havde mistanke om at min kone havde en elsker så jeg tog tidligt... Noris tiesas process. Tiesnesis apsūdzētajam jautā: - Kāda ir jūsu profesija? - Akrobāts. - Apsardze,lūdzu,aizveriet logu!
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Long time ago, in the land of Persia there lived a powerful king and his beautiful queen.
The queen was so gorgeous that the king's ministers were obsessed and craving to sеduсе her.
One day, the king got an invitation to visit the King of Ethiopia and left behind his queen and his kingdom.
Before leaving, he asked his three ministers to take good care of his queen and all his affairs during his absence.
All three pronounced their loyalty.
That night, when the queen was deep asleep the king placed a sharp blade inside her because he didn't trust his three ministers.
The following week, the king returned and summoned his three ministers to the palace.
He ordered all three to sтriр. To the king's surprise, two of them were penisless and the third was fine.
The two unfaithful ministers were immediately executed.
The king praised the third minister for his loyalty and asked him what he wished.
"Aaaah, aaaaaaaaah," he replied.
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Being a man definitely has its perks...
1. Your backside is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your оrgаsмs are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from having an elicit affair.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a hoot if no one notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your рuвiс area.
10. Same work .. more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
21.You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
27. No маxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
35. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
36. Christmas shopping can be done for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 15 minutes.
37. The world is your urinаl.
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A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real life Dilbert-type managers. Here are the finalists:
1. "As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks." (This was the winning quote from Fred Dales at Microsoft Corp. in Redmond, WA.)
2. "What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter." (Lykes Lines Shipping)
3. "E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business." (Accounting manager, Electric Boat Company)
4. "This project is so important, we can't let things that are more important interfere with it." (Advertising/Marketing manager, United Parcel Service)
5. "Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule."
6. "No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them." (R&D supervisor, Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing/3M Corp.)
7. "My Boss spent the entire weekend retyping a 25-page proposal that only needed corrections. She claims the disk I gave her was damaged and she couldn't edit it. The disk I gave her was write-protected." (CIO of Dell Computers)
8. Quote from the Boss:
"Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say." (Marketing executive, Citrix Corporation)
9. My sister passed away and her funeral was scheduled for Monday. When I told my boss, he said she died on purpose so that I would have to miss work on the busiest day of the year. He then asked if we could change her burial to Friday. He said, "That would be better for me." (Shipping executive, FTD Florists)
10. "We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees." (Switching supervisor, AT&T Long Lines Division)
11. We recently received a memo from senior management saying:
"This is to inform you that a memo will be issued today regarding the memo mentioned above." (Microsoft, Legal Affairs Division)
12. One day my boss asked me to submit a status report to him concerning a project I was working on. I asked him if tomorrow would be soon enough. He said, "If I wanted it tomorrow, I would have waited until tomorrow to ask for it!" (New business manager, Hallmark Greeting Cards)
13. As director of communications, I was asked to prepare a memo reviewing our company's training programs and materials. In the body of the memo in one of the sentences I mentioned the "pedagogical approach" used by one of the training manuals. The day after I routed the memo to the executive committee, I was called into the HR director's office, and told that the executive vice president wanted me out of the building by lunch. When I asked why, I was told that she wouldn't stand for perverts (pedophiles?) working in her company. Finally, she showed me her copy of the memo, with her demand that I be fired – and the word "pedagogical" circled in red. The HR manager was fairly reasonable, and once he looked the word up in his dictionary and made a copy of the definition to send back to her, he told me not to worry. He would take care of it. Two days later, a memo to the entire staff came out directing us that no words, which could not be found in the local Sunday newspaper could be used in company memos. A month later, I resigned, and in accordance with company policy, I created my resignation memo by pasting words together from the Sunday paper. (Taco Веll Corporation)
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