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Two Weeks to Live Behandlung mit Moorbädern Moorbäder Σπάνια αρρώστια.. Влиза мъж при лекаря: Un homme vient de passer des examens de santé à l’hôpital. Why are seniors encouraged to take healing mud baths? Un gars chez le médecin : "Herr Doktor Deux gars bourrés discutent dans un bar. L'un d'eux dit : Przychodzi baba do lekarza Mudderbad. Er det alvorligt Przychodzi baba do lekarza. Po badaniu lekarz mówi: - Ma Pani raka! Baba na to: - Niech Pan coś zaradzi doktorze... - Niech Pani spróbuje robić okłady z błota. - Z błota? Dziwi się baba. Myśli Pan... Pourquoi fait-on prendre des bains de boue aux vieux ? - Pour qu'ils s'habituent à la terre! Pourquoi les vieux font-ils des bains de boue? Pour s'habituer à la terre... — Лікарю! Може An elderly man goes into his doctor’s office for an annual physical. After a while Komt een man bij de dokter Orvosnál. - Mit ajánl doktor úr? - Sárpakolást. - Miért
A man has been undergoing medical treatment, and meets with his doctor to review some tests.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but I have bad news. Your condition is now incurable, and you have only 6 months to live. I recommend you get your affairs in order.
Man: That's terrible! Isn't there anything you can do? Surely there's some treatment!
Doctor: No, we've been using the best available medicines, and they aren't working.
Man: I'll try anything... What about experimental treatments?
Doctor: There aren't any for your disease, I'm afraid.
Man, desperate: Maybe alternate medicine?
Doctor, impatient: Well, I don't believe in that stuff, but if you insist... You can go to the spa up the road everyday and get a mud bath.
Man: Really? That will help?
Doctor: No, but it will get you used to dirt.
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Two Weeks to Live Behandlung mit Moorbädern Moorbäder Σπάνια αρρώστια.. Влиза мъж при лекаря: Un homme vient de passer des examens de santé à l’hôpital. Why are seniors encouraged to take healing mud baths? Un gars chez le médecin : "Herr Doktor Deux gars bourrés discutent dans un bar. L'un d'eux dit : Przychodzi baba do lekarza Mudderbad. Er det alvorligt Przychodzi baba do lekarza. Po badaniu lekarz mówi: - Ma Pani raka! Baba na to: - Niech Pan coś zaradzi doktorze... - Niech Pani spróbuje robić okłady z błota. - Z błota? Dziwi się baba. Myśli Pan... Pourquoi fait-on prendre des bains de boue aux vieux ? - Pour qu'ils s'habituent à la terre! Pourquoi les vieux font-ils des bains de boue? Pour s'habituer à la terre... — Лікарю! Може An elderly man goes into his doctor’s office for an annual physical. After a while Komt een man bij de dokter Orvosnál. - Mit ajánl doktor úr? - Sárpakolást. - Miért
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