A man has been undergoing medical treatment, and meets with his doctor to review some tests. Doctor: I'm sorry, but I have bad news. Your condition is now incurable, and you have only 6 months to live. I recommend you get your affairs in order. Man: That's terrible! Isn't there anything you can do? Surely there's some treatment! Doctor: No, we've been using the best available medicines, and they aren't working. Man: I'll try anything... What about experimental treatments? Doctor: There aren't any for your disease, I'm afraid. Man, desperate: Maybe alternate medicine? Doctor, impatient: Well, I don't believe in that stuff, but if you insist... You can go to the spa up the road everyday and get a mud bath. Man: Really? That will help? Doctor: No, but it will get you used to dirt.
A man has been undergoing medical treatment, and meets with his doctor to review some tests.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but I have bad news. Your condition is now incurable, and you have only 6 months to live. I recommend you get your affairs in order.
Man: That's terrible! Isn't there anything you can do? Surely there's some treatment!
Doctor: No, we've been using the best available medicines, and they aren't working.
Man: I'll try anything... What about experimental treatments?
Doctor: There aren't any for your disease, I'm afraid.
Man, desperate: Maybe alternate medicine?
Doctor, impatient: Well, I don't believe in that stuff, but if you insist... You can go to the spa up the road everyday and get a mud bath.
Man: Really? That will help?
Doctor: No, but it will get you used to dirt.