Two Weeks to Live
Behandlung mit Moorbädern
Moorbäder
Σπάνια αρρώστια..
Влиза мъж при лекаря:
Un homme vient de passer des examens de santé à l’hôpital.
Why are seniors encouraged to take healing mud baths?
Un gars chez le médecin :
"Herr Doktor
Deux gars bourrés discutent dans un bar. L'un d'eux dit :
Przychodzi baba do lekarza
Mudderbad. Er det alvorligt
Przychodzi baba do lekarza. Po badaniu lekarz mówi: - Ma Pani raka! Baba na to: - Niech Pan coś zaradzi doktorze... - Niech Pani spróbuje robić okłady z błota. - Z błota? Dziwi się baba. Myśli Pan...
Pourquoi fait-on prendre des bains de boue aux vieux ? - Pour qu'ils s'habituent à la terre!
Pourquoi les vieux font-ils des bains de boue? Pour s'habituer à la terre...
— Лікарю! Може
An elderly man goes into his doctor’s office for an annual physical. After a while
Komt een man bij de dokter
Orvosnál. - Mit ajánl doktor úr? - Sárpakolást. - Miért
Doctor: I'm sorry, but I have bad news. Your condition is now incurable, and you have only 6 months to live. I recommend you get your affairs in order.
Man: That's terrible! Isn't there anything you can do? Surely there's some treatment!
Doctor: No, we've been using the best available medicines, and they aren't working.
Man: I'll try anything... What about experimental treatments?
Doctor: There aren't any for your disease, I'm afraid.
Man, desperate: Maybe alternate medicine?
Doctor, impatient: Well, I don't believe in that stuff, but if you insist... You can go to the spa up the road everyday and get a mud bath.
Man: Really? That will help?
Doctor: No, but it will get you used to dirt.