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— Лікарю! Може Pourquoi les vieux font-ils des bains de boue? Pour s'habituer à la terre... Pourquoi fait-on prendre des bains de boue aux vieux ? - Pour qu'ils s'habituent à la terre! Przychodzi baba do lekarza. Po badaniu lekarz mówi: - Ma Pani raka! Baba na to: - Niech Pan coś zaradzi doktorze... - Niech Pani spróbuje robić okłady z błota. - Z błota? Dziwi się baba. Myśli Pan... Mudderbad. Er det alvorligt Przychodzi baba do lekarza Deux gars bourrés discutent dans un bar. L'un d'eux dit : "Herr Doktor Un gars chez le médecin : Why are seniors encouraged to take healing mud baths? Un homme vient de passer des examens de santé à l’hôpital. Влиза мъж при лекаря: Σπάνια αρρώστια.. Moorbäder Behandlung mit Moorbädern Komt een man bij de dokter An elderly man goes into his doctor’s office for an annual physical. After a while A man has been undergoing medical treatment Orvosnál. - Mit ajánl doktor úr? - Sárpakolást. - Miért
A man goes to the doctor for a check up. After the exam, the doctor tells him, "I have some bad news: You only have have about two weeks left to live." The man is shocked and asks the doctor, "Is there anything I can do to make the time that I have left more tolerable?"
The doctor replies, "There is one thing that you could do." "Just name it - I'll do whatever it is," the man replies. The doctor advises the man to take mud baths at least two or three times each day. The man asks, "Will that help my condition?" The doctor answers, "No, but it will get you used to the dirt."
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— Лікарю! Може Pourquoi les vieux font-ils des bains de boue? Pour s'habituer à la terre... Pourquoi fait-on prendre des bains de boue aux vieux ? - Pour qu'ils s'habituent à la terre! Przychodzi baba do lekarza. Po badaniu lekarz mówi: - Ma Pani raka! Baba na to: - Niech Pan coś zaradzi doktorze... - Niech Pani spróbuje robić okłady z błota. - Z błota? Dziwi się baba. Myśli Pan... Mudderbad. Er det alvorligt Przychodzi baba do lekarza Deux gars bourrés discutent dans un bar. L'un d'eux dit : "Herr Doktor Un gars chez le médecin : Why are seniors encouraged to take healing mud baths? Un homme vient de passer des examens de santé à l’hôpital. Влиза мъж при лекаря: Σπάνια αρρώστια.. Moorbäder Behandlung mit Moorbädern Komt een man bij de dokter An elderly man goes into his doctor’s office for an annual physical. After a while A man has been undergoing medical treatment Orvosnál. - Mit ajánl doktor úr? - Sárpakolást. - Miért
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