— Убили сте жена си
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No meio de um julgamento: — O senhor confirma — diz o juiz
Durante un juicio el juez le pregunta al acusado: - ¿Entonces usted me dice que llegó a su casa antes de lo habitual y encontró a su esposa en la cama con otro hombre? - ¡Correcto
- Czy oskarżony moze wytłumaczyć dlaczego zabił żonę a nie jej kochanka? - Wysoki sądzie
"That's correct," says the defendant.
"Upon which," continues the prosecutor, "you take out a pistol and shoot your wife, killing her."
"That's correct," says the defendant.
"Then my question to you is, why did you shoot your wife and not her lover?" asked the prosecutor.
"It seemed easier," replied the defendant, "than shooting a different man every day!"