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The doctor
Лекар и сестра били любовници.
Un avvocato ha una relazione clandestina con la sua segretaria. Quando la donna rimane incinta
O homem estava tendo um caso com a secretária. Após um tempo
Een dokter heeft een slippertje met zijn verpleegster. Op een goede (of slechte) ochtend meldt zij hem dat ze zwanger is. Aangezien de dokter niet wil dat zijn vrouw maar de minste onraad ruikt
O sujeito engravidou a secretária e para esconder o caso
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night
Op een dag
Un barbat
Un abogado mantiene un romance con su secretaria. Al poco tiempo ésta queda embarazada y el abogado
Egy doktornak viszonya van az ápolónőjével
Un médecin a une aventure extra-conjugale avec son infirmière. Elle lui annonce un matin qu’elle est enceinte. Comme le médecin ne veut pas que son épouse ait le moindre doute
En betydelsefull man i Sveriges riksdag hade under många år en kärleksaffär med en italiensk kvinna. Under en av deras hemliga möten avslöjade hon att hon blivit gravid. För att inte förstöra sitt...
Un homme met accidentellement sa maîtresse enceinte. Pour ne pas que sa femme soit au courant
"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.
He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back.
I'll take care of expenses."
Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.
Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."
The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you."
Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart
attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER.
The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife.
He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.
So the wife picked up the card and read, "'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.'"