Ο πιο σκληρός θάνατος Трима тежко ранени мъже отишли в болница и започват един по един да обясняват защо са в такова състояние: Трима ранени, лежат в болница и разказват един на друг, кой как е пострадал. Трима се срещат в рая и си разказват как са умрели. Първият:- Аз се прибирам вкъщи и гледам жена си гола в леглото. Веднага почвам да търся любовника. Ein Mann kommt von der Dienstreise vorzeitig zurück. Встречаются два мужика на том свете: Sinte-Pieter, iedereen kent hem wel, de bewaker van de hemelpoort, is tot de conclusie gekomen dat hij eigenlijk een heel saai leventje heeft. Hij mag enkel in beslissen of mensen in de hemel... Komt een man boven bij de poort van de hemel. Petrus en Jezus staan op wacht en zeggen tegen de man: ”Het is momenteel een beetje druk binnen, dus we hebben vandaag de nieuwe regel ingevoerd en dat... Hvordan jeg kom i himlen En dag står 3 mænd på række ude foran Skt. Peters port. Det har været en travl dag, så Skt. Peter er blevet bedt om kun at lukke folk ind, der har lidt en særlig grusom...
There was three people approaching the gates of heaven But there was only one place left. The gate keeper asked the first man what happened to him because the one with the worst death would go inn.
The first man said:
"Well imagine that I expected my wife was having an affair, so I got home early to surprise her. I found her in the bathroom with a towel round her so I knew she wasn't having a shower so I search the apartment and found 10 fingers hanging from the window sill. So I started bashing away at them. When he fell god must have loved him, because he lived. So I threw a refrigerator at him. After all the excitement I died of a heart attack."
That's horrific said the gate keeper, he asked the second man how he died and he said.
"Well imagine this I was riding one of those stationary bike on the top of our apartment building but it went wrong I feel down and grabbed some ones window sill. Then some idiот started bashing ar my fingers then I fell but god must have loved me because i lived then -SHANNOOOWWWW- a refrigerator plunged down at me"
That is to horrific.
He asked the third man how he died and he said.
"Well imagine that I was nакеd in a refrigerator..."
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Ο πιο σκληρός θάνατος Трима тежко ранени мъже отишли в болница и започват един по един да обясняват защо са в такова състояние: Трима ранени, лежат в болница и разказват един на друг, кой как е пострадал. Трима се срещат в рая и си разказват как са умрели. Първият:- Аз се прибирам вкъщи и гледам жена си гола в леглото. Веднага почвам да търся любовника. Ein Mann kommt von der Dienstreise vorzeitig zurück. Встречаются два мужика на том свете: Sinte-Pieter, iedereen kent hem wel, de bewaker van de hemelpoort, is tot de conclusie gekomen dat hij eigenlijk een heel saai leventje heeft. Hij mag enkel in beslissen of mensen in de hemel... Komt een man boven bij de poort van de hemel. Petrus en Jezus staan op wacht en zeggen tegen de man: ”Het is momenteel een beetje druk binnen, dus we hebben vandaag de nieuwe regel ingevoerd en dat... Hvordan jeg kom i himlen En dag står 3 mænd på række ude foran Skt. Peters port. Det har været en travl dag, så Skt. Peter er blevet bedt om kun at lukke folk ind, der har lidt en særlig grusom...