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Страха от паяци се нарича арахнофобия. Страха от тесни пространства се нарича клаустрофобия. Страха от Чък Норис се нарича логика. Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic. Hämähäkkien pelko on aracnaphobia. Ahtaanpaikan kammo on chlaustraphobia. Chuck Norrisin pelko on maalaisjärki.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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Когато чудовищата си лягат проверяват дали Чък Норис е в гардероба. När monstren går och lägger sig på kvällen kollar dom under sängen efter Chuck Norris. Kun mörkö menee illalla nukkumaan, hän varmistaa ettei kaapissa ole Chuck Norrista. Bevor Monster ins Bett gehen, schauen sie vorher in den Schrank und unter das Bett, um zu sehen, ob Chuck Norris dort ist.
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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Chuck Norris ne vend pas son âme au diable. Le diable vend son âme à Chuck Norris.
People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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To finally solve whether Моnа-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first. It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers. Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower. Сутрин Чък Норис си взема душ за събуждане, само че метеоритен.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.
Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sеx?
Because he never fuскs up.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France. Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike. Una volta Chuck Norris uscì in bicicletta e senza volerlo vinse il tour de France.
In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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Chuck Norris can speak Russian... In Chinese.
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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her аss is so big.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your dамn eyes off.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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I hate Chuck Norris.
Oh SHI...
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