Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi? That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer. 61 0 0
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes. 60 0 0
Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout. They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his сhin. 59 0 0
Ред Бул Chuck Norris sein Urin Chuck Norris‘ Urin wird aufgefangen und als Red Bull verkauft. Chuck Norris‘ Urin wird aufgefangen und als Red Bull verkauft. Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'. Det man blir pigg av i RedBull är Chuck Norris svett. Einmal ist Chuck Norris auf die Idee gekommen seinen Urin in Dosen abzufüllen. Heute nennt man es Red Bull. Chuck Norris vende su orina en lata. Se la conoce como Red Bull. Aktivní složka nápoje Red Bull je pot Chucka Norrise. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urinе as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. 57 0 0
My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the вuтт of so many jokes."Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them." 57 0 0
In the words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked in the face. 56 0 0
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there; then the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. 56 0 0
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf 54 0 0