Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.

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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.

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Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris lap

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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died.
The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible.
All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.

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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.

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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his diск wouldn't fit.

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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.

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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.

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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.

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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suск it Microsoft.

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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

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If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn...
Chuck would get the hеll off his lawn!

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.

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In 1990, Chuck Norris founded the non-profit organization "Kick Drugs Out of America". If the organization's name were "Roundhouse Kick Drugs out of America", there wouldn't be any drugs in the Western Hemisphere. Anywhere.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.

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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore

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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!

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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.

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Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can кill him and take it.

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