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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff.
The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors.
Bad News: There were three empty seats.
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Doctor:
"Sir, I have some bad news; you have been diagnosed with cancer and Alzheimers."
Old man:
"Well, at least I don't have cancer!"
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Alzheimer Arzt: "Ich hab zwei schlechte Nachrichten für Sie! Un médecin s'adresse à son patient : - Monsieur je suis désolé pour vous mais j'ai une très mauvaise nouvelle et une mauvaise nouvelle. - Eh bien allez-y commencez par la très mauvaise. - C'est... An old man goes to his doctor. O médico diz à paciente:,— Eu tenho más notícias... Você tem câncer e mal de Alzheimer.,— Bem... — diz a paciente — Pelo menos eu não tenho câncer... Un patient et son médecin discutent: Le docteur: - J'ai une mauvaise nouvelle et une très mauvaise nouvelle pour vous... Le patient: - Quelle est la mauvaise? Le docteur: - Vous avez le cancer Le... Sagt der Arzt zum Patienten: "Es tut mir leid, Sie haben Krebs und Alzheimer. Darauf der Patient: "Gott sei Dank! Nur gut, dass ich keinen Krebs hab!" Guy - "Gimme the bad news first." Doctor - "You have AIDS." Guy - "What's the good news?" Doctor - "You have alzheimer's." Guy - "Well that's not so bad, at least I don't have AIDS." Im Krankenhaus: "Ich habe schlechte Nachrichten für Sie. Sie haben das Coronavirus und Alzheimer." Sagt der Patient: "Nur gut, dass ich das Coronavirus nicht habe." Un homme demande à son médecin : - Alors docteur, quel est votre diagnostic ? - Désolé, monsieur, mais je dois vous annoncer une mauvaise et une très mauvaise nouvelle. La très mauvaise, c'est que... Arzt: "Sie haben Krebs und Sie haben Alzheimer." Patient: "Na Gott sei dank kein Krebs."
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Awwww, kids. They вlоw up so fast...
Get it, kids grow up so fast.
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It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
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Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour?
A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one ruввish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 ruввish bins.
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Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor?
They were given a right roasting.
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Do you remember how everyone was trying to кill Osama Bin Laden?
Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
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Lester Barrie: Solution to the Gang Problem.
It gives me a solution to this whole inner city gang problem that we seem to be having. I just got to get some people behind me, right? I think we need about 20 or 25 grandmothers, give them all belts and do one big drive-by whupping on these kids.
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Mommy, mommy, I don't want to visit grandma today!
"Shut up and keep digging, boy."
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What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind?
The dashboard.
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Hva var det siste som gikk gjennom hodet på prinsesse Diana før hun døde? - Dashbordet...
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When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
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What rule could stop НIV in Africa?
Sex after dinner only.
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Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide?
He got himself into a real stew.
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Two boiled eggs in a pan, one says "Hot in here in it", other says "You think it's hot in here, wait till you get outside they smash your head in."
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What goes:
"Click-is that it?
Click-is that it?
Click-is that it?"
A blind person with a rubix cube.
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Dark Humor Jokes
What's funnier than cancer?
Most things, really.
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Dark Humor Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes
My wife and I had been debating whether it was time to start a family when we saw a couple of cute kids, splashing and giggling in a paddling pool.
I looked at her and said, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
She smiled and said, "Yes, Gary..."
"That settles it, then," I replied. "We can't raise children if we're both paedos."
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So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a реdорhilе walk into a bar, and that's just one person!
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A priest, a rapist, a pedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar… He orders a drink.
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Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade and cut off his arm.
His buddy put the severed arm in a plastic bag and rushed it down to the hospital to get re-attached.
The next day he goes to see his chum, and finds him playing tennis.
"Incredible!," says his friend.
"Medical science is amazing."
Another month goes by and the same two guys are again at the sawmill working when the same guy gets too close to the spinning blade and this time his leg gets cut off.
Again his buddy takes the leg, puts it in a plastic bag and takes it to the hospital to get re-attached.
The next day, he goes down to see his chum and finds him outside playing football.
"Incredible!," says his friend.
"Medical science is amazing!"
Well another month goes by and again the same two friends are at the mill cutting wood when suddenly the same guy bends down too close to the blade and off comes his head.
Well his friend takes the head, puts it in a plastic bag, and heads to the hospital to get it re-attached.
The next day he goes to see his friend but can't find him.
He sees the doctor walking down the hall and says, "Doc, where is my friend? I brought him in yesterday."
The doctor thinks for a minute and says, "Oh yeah, some idiот put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated."
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