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Q: Why is a sheep better than a woman?
A: A sheep doesn't care if you fuск her sister.
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Защо овцата е по-добра от жената? На овцата не и пука ако се забавляваш със сестра и
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Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could liск the bowl?
A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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A man says to his wife, "I fancy кinкy sеx, how about I вlоw my load in your ear?" The wife hastily replies, "No, I might go deaf!" To which the man replies, "I've been shooting my love wads in your mouth for the last 20 years and you're still fuскing talking aren't you?"
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Семейство празнува 20-годишнина от сватбата си. Абе жена, айде да променим нещо в секса? απ΄τ αυτιά Ο Μήτσος και η Μαρία муж и жена в постели. муж: дорогая, так хочется новизны в сексе,... Мъж се обръща към жена си: - А давай я тебя в ухо тр@хну... Au lit, un homme dit tendrement à sa femme : Un homme dit a sa femme : - J aimerais mettre mon sexe dans ton oreille la femme répond : - Ok mais attention que je devienne pas sourde. - ça fait 40ans que je te la mets dans la bouche et t'a... Entre abraços e beijos, o rapaz sussurra para a namorada, com a voz entrecortada de tesão: — Amorzinho, eu gostaria de realizar uma fantasia sexual com você! — E qual é a fantasia? — Eu queria... Na hora do almoço a secretária foi dar uma trepada com o chefe em seu gabinete, o chefe falou? - Deixa eu gozá no seu ouvido?? - Não... aí eu fico surda! - Ah, mas a semana passada você não... Nej for helvede “Må jeg komme i dit øre?” Konen: “Nej du må ej, jeg kunne blive døv” Manden: “Nej, jeg er kommet i din mund i 20 år, og du kan stadigvæk ikke holde din kæft” – Cara, ho voglia di scoparti. – No, stasera non posso, ho le mie cose. – Allora te lo metto nel culo… – Non posso, ho le emorroidi. – E se te lo mettessi nell’orecchio??? – Ma non divento sorda???... Man zegt tegen vrouw: Zeg, mag ik vanavond es uw oor neuken? Vrouw: ga ik dan ni doof worden, Man : tuurlijk nie, 'k steek em al 15 jaar in uwe mond en ge zwijgt nog ni Een man komt thuis van zijn werk en roept zijn vrouw bij zich. "Schatje" zegt hij " mag ik hem eens in jou oor steken ?" "In mijn oor ?!?" zegt de vrouw verontwaardigd "nee je mag hem niet in mijn... Zegt Camiel tegen z’n vrouw: “Zeg Maria…, is ‘t goed dakkem ‘ne keer in je oor steek?” Zegt Maria : “Jah maar Camiel, ik ga er toch ni doof van worden hé?” Zegt Camiel terug : “Maar bijlange ni, ik... Marido: querida me dejas que te la ponga por la oreja Esposa: ay no me vas a dejar sorda Marido: pero si siempre te la pongo por la boca y nunca te quedaste muda A cigány azt mondja a feleségének: - Anyjuk, ma a füledbe dugom jó? - Nem jó apjuk, mert megsüketülök! - Süketülsz meg az anyád hétszentségét, múltkor a szádba dugtam, mégsem némultál meg! Theres a man and a woman the man says honey can I stick my dick in your ear, she says no it may cause me to go deaf, the man says will I'm gonna stick my dick in yo mouth so u shut the f*ck up Due fidanzati devono fare sesso il fidanzato le dice: "Oggi il cazzo te lo posso mettere nell'orecchio?" E la fidanzata: "Ma sei scemo?così divento sorda" E il fidanzato: "Perchè tutte le altre...
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Q: If Нiтlеr would have been a feminist what political system would he have come up with?
A: A dickhatership!
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The main rule to obey, if you are in jail: never take a bow for a fallen soap from the wash basin. Try and you'll cry.
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In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".
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Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common?
A: Black are вiggеr than white.
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One day there were two men.
One was driving a Mercedes Benz and the other was riding a horse, both waiting at the traffic light.
The man in the Benz looked at the horse and noticed something different, that horse was not a normal horse.
It was an electric horse and has 3 buttons in it if you press one button it moves forward, if you press the second button it moves faster and if you press the last button it will stop.
The guy in the Benz was really impressed, so he asked the guy riding the horse if he wanted to trade the horse for the Benz, so he agreed.
They did the trade and the guy riding the horse drove the Benz and went on his way but the other guy was still stuck in the traffic light trying to get the horse to move.
He tried all the buttons but the horse does not seem to be moving so he called the horse owner and asked him if he can come back to show him how to move the horse.
So the guy came back, he pressed all the buttons again but the horse still doesn't move.
He noticed the horse's реnis was up so he tells the other guy: "Ohh you forgot to release the handbrake!"
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Little Johnny, "Why are you so fат?"
Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuск ur mom she gives me a doughnut."
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Boy: "Do you like parties?"
Girl: "Yes, why?"
Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"
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Today in lesson Little Jonny went to the back of the room and Miss McRacen went "Not in the back."
Jonny: "That's what she said."
Miss: "Get out!"
Jonny "She said that too."
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Two hookers standing on a street corner started discussing business.
One of the hookers said, "Gonna be a good night, I smell соск in the air."
The other hоокеr looked at her and said, "Sorry No, I just burped."
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Two hookers where standing and one left and then came back later. One said I can smell the dick in the air and the other one said excuse me I burped *Two Hookers Walking Down The Street* Hooker 1: " Do you smell dick?" Hooker 2: "Sorry, I burped":.
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Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?
God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Are your legs made of Nutella?
Because I'd love to spread them!
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Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her кill a butterfly.
So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month."
Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."
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Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
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Q: What is the difference between оrаl and аnаl sеx?
A: Оrаl sеx makes your day and Аnаl sеx makes your whole weak.
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Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
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