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A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows. Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark.
He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators.
"Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?"
Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England."
The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"

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Q: What do you call a violent minority?
A: A тhug.
Q: What do you call a violent white guy?
A: Officer.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.

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How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed?
Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down?
Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.

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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck.
Who's driving?
Immigration.

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Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day?
A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years.

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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suск, вlоw, and leave you homeless!

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What does the black kid across the street get for christmas?
Your bike...

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I went to an ISIS birthday party once.
The musical chairs were a bit slow but fuск me the pass the parcel was quick.

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A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, i will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish. After a thought he says he's got it. My first wish is i want a million dollars. Genie. your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars. Man. Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.. Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. And now you have but one wish
The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death

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What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a воnеr?
He hit his nose.

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I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine.
So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.

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Once you go asian you never miss an equation

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Why don't you run over a niggеr on a bike?
Its probably your bike.

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Q: What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?
A: The park bench can support a family of five but the Aboriginal can't.

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Q: Two Mexican cousins are in the front seat of a car who's in the back?
A: their children

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Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person?
They both get jumped by Mexican and black people

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In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Greek,
The bankers are Swiss.
In Неll:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Greek.

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How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore?
It'll be called "Wong Fоок Hing Book Store".

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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler

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