'"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde."No," said the brunette."Okay," said the blonde. "You start." 17 0 0
Knock Knock!Who’s their?It’s Dave!Dave Who?*Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him. 16 0 0
Knock Knock Who’s there ? Cows ! Cows who ? Cows go ‘moo’ not who!Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Hoo. Hoo who? You sound like an owl!Knock Knock Who’s there ! Lion ! Lion who ? Lion on your doorstep, open up !Knock Knock Who’s there ! Dragon ! Dragon who ? Dragon your feet again !Knock Knock Who’s there ! Duck ! Duck who ? Just duck ! They’re throwing things at us ! 14 0 0
"Papa, da sammelt einer für das neue Schwimmbad!" Ktoś puka do drzwi. Otwiera Jasiu: - Tato, przyszedł jakiś pan i mówi, że zbiera na osiedlowy basen. Mam mu coś dać? - Daj mu trzy wiadra wody. Un gars dit à son voisin : - Un conseiller municipal a fait du porte à porte ce matin. Il demandait si on voulait bien faire un don pour la construction de la piscine municipale. - Ah ? Tu lui as... Son: "Dad, there is someone at the door to collect donations for a community swimming pool." Father: "Okay, give him a glass of water." Papá, papá hay un señor en la puerta diciendome que está haciendo una colecta para una pileta de natación. - Está bien hijo, dale un vaso de agua. - Mamma, det er en mann på døra som samler inn til det nye svømmebassenget. - Så, gi han et glass vann, da. A skót a kertben kaszálja a füvet, amikor kiszól neki a neje: - John, két úr van itt. A faluban épülő új uszodára gyűjtenek. Mit adjak nekik? - Két vödör vizet. A skót gyerek odaszalad az anyjához: - Anyu, az ajtóban áll egy bácsi! - És mit akar? - A most épülő uszodára gyűjt! - Adj neki két vödör vizet! "Jantje, er wordt gebeld. Doe je even open?" Jantje: "Ja pap!" Man aan de deur: "Hallo jongetje, ik kom collecteren voor een zwembad." "Vader, ze komen collecteren voor een zwembad!" Vader: "Geef... Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water... A Children’s Charity knocked on my door earlier today asking for a donation to help them build a swimming pool so I gave them a bucket of water. Daddy somebody’s at the door. He’s collecting for the district’s new indoor swimming pool. Ok, give him a bucket of water then. Ένας τύπος ήρθε στη πόρτα να μου ζητήσει δωρεά για τη δημοτική πισίνα και του έδωσα ένα ποτήρι νερό! Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. – I gave him a glass of water. 12 0 0
Bob:"Why did the chicken cross the road?" Joe:"To get to the idiот's house." Bob:"Knock knock." Joe:"Who's there?" Bob:"The chicken." 7 0 0
Robin: Hey batman can I tell you a joke?Batman: WHAT ROBIN?Robin: Knock Knock Batman: WHO'S THERE?Robin: Not your parents 7 0 0
Guy1: why did the chicken cross the road?Guy2: Don't know.... why?Guy1: to get to the gаy guys house....Guy2: ? ........Guy1: knock knockGuy2: who's there?Guy1: chicken!Guy2: fuск you! 1 0 0
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.knock knockWho’s there!Not Sarah. 1 0 0