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Valentins-Briefe Ημέρα του Αγίου Βαλεντίνου... Седмица преди 14-ти Февруари Siamo all'inizio di febbraio e un tizio entrato in un ufficio postale nota un signore che in un angolo riempie una pila di cartoline У поштовому відділенні лисуватий чоловік середніх років стоїть біля прилавка і методично ставить штамп "З любов'ю" на яскраво-рожеві конверти із зображенням сердечок. Потім він дістає флакончик і... Een jongen loopt op een dag een postkantoor binnen en ziet daar in een hoek een kalende man van middelbare leeftijd die bezig is met het plakken van "Liefdes" postzegels op helderroze enveloppen... Egy nő sorban áll a postán, amikor észreveszi, hogy előtte egy középkorú, kopaszodó férfi rengeteg, szívekkel teli képeslapra kis szívecske-bélyegzőt nyomkod, majd elővesz egy parfümös üveget, és... Ein Mann kommt in die Post und sieht einen anderen Mann Stanz- und sprühen Parfüm auf Hunderte von Valentinstag Karten. "Warum sind Sie all die Karten senden?" "Ich bin signieren sie 'guess who',...
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he's doing.
"I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer."
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You are in my heart, you are in my blood, you are in all my body.
Alas, my doc says: "You are a parasite!"
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My girlfriend told me that will change me.
I thought she was referring to the character, but she found a new boyfriend!
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"I'll never find the right guy," I heard the young guest at the wedding shower sigh.
"Don't give up," urged an older woman. "Every рот has a lid."
"Or," a cynical voice behind her offered, "you could just be a skillet."
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Ένας κτηνοτρόφος πηγαίνει να εξομολογηθεί Ο αμαρτωλός Αγρότης Фермер се изповядва: Докторот го прашува Трпе: Arzt: „Was fehlt Ihnen?“ Patient: „Herr Doktor, ich liebe meinen Hund.“ Arzt: „Tut mir Leid. Als Krankheit ist das nicht anerkannt. Ich kann da nichts machen.“ Patient: „Aber Herr Doktor, ich liebe meinen Hund physisch …“ Arzt: “ Oh, ist es eine Hündin oder ein Rüde?“ Patient: „Eine Hündin... C'est un gars qui va chez le psychiatre et qui dit: - Docteur, je suis amoureux de mon cheval... Je le désire sexuellement! Le psy répond: - Hmmm, je vois ce que c'est. Et votre cheval, c'est un... Herr Schmitz zum Arzt: "Herr Doktor, ich liebe mein Pferd." "Na und - jeder liebt sein Tier. Ist doch nur natürlich, dass sie ihr Pferd lieben." "Herr Doktor - ich liebe mein Pferd auch physisch... "Ik ben verliefd op mijn paard", sprak de nerveuze man tegen de psychiater. "Dat is toch niet iets om u zorgen over te maken?" sprak de arts. "Veel mensen zijn gek op hun dieren. Mijn vrouw en ik... En man besökte den berömde psykiatrikern och sa, - Jo, herr doktorn. Mitt problem är som så att jag blivit extremt förälskad i en häst. - Vad då för slags häst? smålog läkaren. - Ett sto... Un homme va chez son psy et lui dit : - Docteur, il faut que je vous dise, je suis tombé amoureux de mon cheval... - De votre cheval? - Oui docteur de mon cheval, et je le désire sexuellement... -... The Horse Lover A worried patient went to his psychiatrist. “I’m in love with my horse,” he said . “But that’s nothing,” replied the shrink. “A lot of people love animals. For instance, my wife and...
Guy goes to his psychiatrist and says "I'm in love with my dog."
"Well that is not so unusual, millions of people love their dogs."
"But doctor, you don't understand. I'm physically attracted to my dog. I'm in love with my dog."
"Well, is your dog male or female?"
"Female, of course, what the hеll do you think I am, quееr?"
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I've asked my girlfriend to polish my medieval battle uniform while I go to the pub.
She always said she wanted a night in, shining armour.
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Семейство празнува 20-годишнина от сватбата си. Абе жена, айде да променим нещо в секса? απ΄τ αυτιά Ο Μήτσος και η Μαρία муж и жена в постели. муж: дорогая, так хочется новизны в сексе,... Мъж се обръща към жена си: - А давай я тебя в ухо тр@хну... Au lit, un homme dit tendrement à sa femme : Un homme dit a sa femme : - J aimerais mettre mon sexe dans ton oreille la femme répond : - Ok mais attention que je devienne pas sourde. - ça fait 40ans que je te la mets dans la bouche et t'a... Entre abraços e beijos, o rapaz sussurra para a namorada, com a voz entrecortada de tesão: — Amorzinho, eu gostaria de realizar uma fantasia sexual com você! — E qual é a fantasia? — Eu queria... Na hora do almoço a secretária foi dar uma trepada com o chefe em seu gabinete, o chefe falou? - Deixa eu gozá no seu ouvido?? - Não... aí eu fico surda! - Ah, mas a semana passada você não... Nej for helvede “Må jeg komme i dit øre?” Konen: “Nej du må ej, jeg kunne blive døv” Manden: “Nej, jeg er kommet i din mund i 20 år, og du kan stadigvæk ikke holde din kæft” – Cara, ho voglia di scoparti. – No, stasera non posso, ho le mie cose. – Allora te lo metto nel culo… – Non posso, ho le emorroidi. – E se te lo mettessi nell’orecchio??? – Ma non divento sorda???... Man zegt tegen vrouw: Zeg, mag ik vanavond es uw oor neuken? Vrouw: ga ik dan ni doof worden, Man : tuurlijk nie, 'k steek em al 15 jaar in uwe mond en ge zwijgt nog ni Een man komt thuis van zijn werk en roept zijn vrouw bij zich. "Schatje" zegt hij " mag ik hem eens in jou oor steken ?" "In mijn oor ?!?" zegt de vrouw verontwaardigd "nee je mag hem niet in mijn... Zegt Camiel tegen z’n vrouw: “Zeg Maria…, is ‘t goed dakkem ‘ne keer in je oor steek?” Zegt Maria : “Jah maar Camiel, ik ga er toch ni doof van worden hé?” Zegt Camiel terug : “Maar bijlange ni, ik... Marido: querida me dejas que te la ponga por la oreja Esposa: ay no me vas a dejar sorda Marido: pero si siempre te la pongo por la boca y nunca te quedaste muda A cigány azt mondja a feleségének: - Anyjuk, ma a füledbe dugom jó? - Nem jó apjuk, mert megsüketülök! - Süketülsz meg az anyád hétszentségét, múltkor a szádba dugtam, mégsem némultál meg! Theres a man and a woman the man says honey can I stick my dick in your ear, she says no it may cause me to go deaf, the man says will I'm gonna stick my dick in yo mouth so u shut the f*ck up Due fidanzati devono fare sesso il fidanzato le dice: "Oggi il cazzo te lo posso mettere nell'orecchio?" E la fidanzata: "Ma sei scemo?così divento sorda" E il fidanzato: "Perchè tutte le altre...
A man says to his wife, "I fancy кinкy sеx, how about I вlоw my load in your ear?" The wife hastily replies, "No, I might go deaf!" To which the man replies, "I've been shooting my love wads in your mouth for the last 20 years and you're still fuскing talking aren't you?"
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Son: "What's love juice daddy?"
Me: "It's what 2 people make when they're having exciting sеx. Anyway? What are you watching?"
Son: "Wimbledon."
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There are some sounds that everyone loves…
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My great grandson's class were asked to make a mothers day card for their mothers.
On mothers day he presented this beautiful hand made a card to his mum...
Hearts and kisses and wishing her Happy Mums Day on opening the card printed in bold letters was "DADS THE BEST"...
Needless to say, his mum still loves him.
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Tow millipedes went for honey moon.
The male one asked: "My darling, between which feet is your рussy, please?"
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Which Women's Day gift would you like? To determine your personality, pick the gift you'd most like to receive!
1. Candy
2. Flowers
3. A sweet poem
4. Dinner/Dancing
5. Waffle iron
1. CANDY
It means that... You are a sweet person who enjoys traditional gifts and hopefully likes to share.
OR... You're a selfish chocoholic who values a sugar high over everything, even true love.
2. FLOWERS
It means that... You love the beauty of nature, the scent of flowers and appreciate this timeless romantic gesture.
OR... You get some twisted joy out of watching vegetation wither and die.
3. A SWEET POEM
It means that... You're a hopeless romantic, a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word.
OR... You're used to cheap gifts and like to pass yourself off as a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word.
4. DINNER/DANCING
It means that... You enjoy the company of that special someone and the romantic setting of fine cuisine and candlelight.
OR... You're easy to please and probably willing to sell your body for food and a few quick turns around the dance floor.
5. WAFFLE IRON
It means that... You're a practical person who believes in gifts that you can actually use.
OR... You have absolutely no idea of what gift-giving is all about and probably have some sort of deviant fetish involving kitchen appliances.
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Him: "I'm going to come and see you, I don't care about the gas prices or anything I'm coming to no matter what."
Her: "Aw okay, I'm going to get ready."
Him: "I love you, I can't wait to see you, I'm getting ready to leave."
Her: "Okay honey, I'm on my period, just letting you know."
Him: "My car just blew up, I can't come see you."
Her: "Get your friend to bring you, he always does."
Him: "He got shot I can't come, sorry."
Her: "Never mind I'm not on my period, my раnтiеs are just red."
Him: "My boy said he is okay, he's going to take me, I'm going."
Her: "I'm really on my period."
Him: "Dамn! He got shot again..."
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A Doctor and an Advocate loved the same girl. The Doctor gave her a rose daily and the advocate gave the girl an apple. The girl got confused and asked the Advocate, "There is a meaning in giving...
A professor and a doctor both love the same girl.
Each one tries to get rid of the other.
Once, it so happened that the professor had travel out of the country for a week.
Before leaving, he gave his girlfriend seven apples and asked her to eat one every day while he was not there.
When asked why, he replied,"Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."
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How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
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Do you believe in love at first set?
Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
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Life is like a definite integral.
Integral from birthday to death ( LOVE ) dx = LIFE
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I just love to do special things for my wife on Valentine's day.
Like open the door for her when she puts all the laundry in the washing machine, or plug and unplug the vacuum as she moves from room to room cleaning.
Guys, it's these little thoughtful things you can do to have a marriage such as mine.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
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What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You would think R but it is the C that love.
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