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On Thanksgiving day, a little boy overhears his mom and dad fighting. He hears his mom call his dad a ваsтаrd and hears his dad call his mom a вiтсh. He asks, "Mommy, what does ваsтаrd mean?" She answers, "Um, it means boy." Then he asks, "Daddy, what does вiтсh mean?" He says, "Uh, it means girl." Later that day, the boy sees his father in the bathroom shaving; the dad accidentally cuts himself and says, "Sh*t." The son asks, "What does that mean?" The dad says, "It means shaving cream." Then he sees his mom in the kitchen carving the turkey; she accidentally cuts herself and says, "F*ck." The son asks her what that word means and she says, "It means carving." That evening, the family's guests arrive for Thanksgiving dinner. The son opens the door to welcome them and says, "Welcome вiтсhеs and ваsтаrds! My dad is in the bathroom rubbing sh*t on his face and my mom is in the kitchen f*cking the turkey."
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Страна Male Voltage Γυναίκα και μπαταρία. Ένας άνδρας και μία μπαταρία Γυναίκα και μπαταρία Μπαταρία - Каква е разликата между батерията и депутата? ¿Por qué son mejores las pilas que los hombres?. Ποια η διαφορά μεταξύ ενός Αντρα και μιας μπαταρίας; Quel est la différence entre une batterie et un homme? Au moins la batterie à un côté positif!! P: Qual a diferença entre a loira e a pilha? R: A pilha tem o seu lado positivo. Hva er forskjellen på et batteri og en kvinne? Et batteri har en positiv side. Hvad er forskellen på et batteri og Randers? – Batteriet har også en positiv side Por que as pilhas são melhores que os homens ? Porque as pilhas tem pelo menos um lado positivo. - Care este diferenta dintre O femeie si o baterie? - Bateria are si o parte Pozitiva... Wat is het verschil tussen je schoonmoeder en een batterij ? Aan een batterij zit ook een positieve kant. ¿ Qué es mejor una pila o una suegra? pues la pila porque por lo menos tiene un lado positivo. Hvad er forskellen på et batteri og en kvinde?? Hvad er forskellen på et batteri og en kvinde? - Batteriet har både en positiv og en negativ side. Зошто батеријата е подобра од мажот? Има барем една позитивна страна.
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The mother-in-law arrives home from the mall to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
“What happened ?” she asks anxiously.
“What happened!! I’ll tell you what happened.
I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my business trip.
I get home… and guess what I found ?
Yes, your daughter, my wife , with a nакеd guy in our marital bed!
This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I’m done. I’m leaving forever!”
“Calm down, calm down!” says his mother-in-law. ”
There is something very odd going on here.
My daughter would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation.
I’ll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened.”
Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.
” I told you there must be a simple explanation ….. she didn’t receive your E-mail!
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